Booze and Schmooze is a 2012 graduate from a state-run party school in Minnesota, with honors in keg stands, and passive-aggressive MN nice behavior. You can see him rollerblading in the Mall of America with a duck call in honor of the District 5 hockey team, who became the Mighty Ducks.
"Let him make the first move, Conway" - Gordon Bombay
The spring break bikini photos stopped showing up on my Facebook feed 2 years ago… I don’t know if it’s worth friending randoms that go to my alma matter just to see soft core porn again.
As a guy with the 7th most common surname, Miller, I feel you. Good luck trying to find me out of the 3,625 Google results from my name, future employers!
Good for the owner to set the ground rules. He wants to keep his restaurant upscale and not have kids destroy the place. For the parents that are mad, go to a Chuck E. Cheese instead.
I was sick of calling into my cable provider every 6 months to negotiate a new rate, so I cut the cord on cable. They treat you like you’re a an inmate on death row when you’re trying to get the bill back to the original price. However, they still have all of our balls and tits in a vice for broadband. Let’s go Google Fiber!
For those people that say they’ve gotten every job they’ve applied for, they are flat out liars. Either that, or they’ve transitioned from Subway during college to working at dad’s hardware store.
Chappelle’s Show was appointment television back in the day. If you didn’t watch it the night it aired, you were on the outside looking in on all the jokes the next day at school.
There’s no doubt this is now a battle for bandwidth. The fight for cable is lost, and people will choose either way to cut the cord or continue to pay $120 a month for cable. For people like me who have cut the cord, bandwidth is still the most important thing, and it sucks having to rely on these companies to provide it. If they corner the market with the merger, I’m afraid we’ll never see cheap prices on internet.
Appreciate it. I know it’s going to be quite complicated for the merger to be completed. I’m not going to pretend I know a damn thing on the legal issues with it.
The biggest mistake “Corey” made is refusing the ride back to his place the next morning. There’s no way in hell I’m walking 2 hours in the dead of winter, without a coat, and knowing a killer hangover is on the way.
Real-life Boy Meets World scenario: Topanga is in the girl’s bathroom and says she wants to be alone. Cory says “Okay,” and leaves. Topanga is crushed by the fact that Cory does not pick up on that double meaning line of wanting to be alone, and questions her entire relationship thus far with Cory. In the mean time, Cory and Shawn do something stupid that every high school boy does, which pisses off Topanga even more. Topanga in response decides to go on a date with Ricky Ferris on account of Cory’s immaturity. The date turns into another, and eventually Topanga and Ricky become the hot couple of high school. Topanga and Ricky end up going to Yale together, because she doesn’t have to sacrifice her dreams for Cory anymore. Cory ends up working at his father’s Sporting Goods store unloading boxes in the back, and every time Topanga comes back to Philadelphia, they avoid contact.
That is if you really believe Orr when he says he called him a “piece of crap”. When he voluntarily decides to not attend more TTU basketball games and admitted to other sources he said something he shouldn’t have, I highly doubt that’s the exact words he said to Smart.
Seems like a decent idea, but I can’t imagine the app gaining much traction if it requires Wi-Fi. I believe there are some airlines that have free Wi-Fi, but the ones I use (Delta, Sun Country, Southwest) you have to pay for.
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The spring break bikini photos stopped showing up on my Facebook feed 2 years ago… I don’t know if it’s worth friending randoms that go to my alma matter just to see soft core porn again.
“I swear to God I was this close to finger banging Christina Applegate, but she wouldn’t wake up.”
“What the fuck are you doing Zack?! Close the deal!”
-Darren Sharper
As a guy with the 7th most common surname, Miller, I feel you. Good luck trying to find me out of the 3,625 Google results from my name, future employers!
Good for the owner to set the ground rules. He wants to keep his restaurant upscale and not have kids destroy the place. For the parents that are mad, go to a Chuck E. Cheese instead.
He then proceeded to DESTROY the Chipotle bathroom for the next hour and a half.
I was sick of calling into my cable provider every 6 months to negotiate a new rate, so I cut the cord on cable. They treat you like you’re a an inmate on death row when you’re trying to get the bill back to the original price. However, they still have all of our balls and tits in a vice for broadband. Let’s go Google Fiber!
If there are people graduating from college that don’t realize taxes get taken out of pay checks, god help us all.
For those people that say they’ve gotten every job they’ve applied for, they are flat out liars. Either that, or they’ve transitioned from Subway during college to working at dad’s hardware store.
Grandma Sayers would have a heart attack reading this.
Chappelle’s Show was appointment television back in the day. If you didn’t watch it the night it aired, you were on the outside looking in on all the jokes the next day at school.
Article target: JTrain. Shots fired…..Direct hit.
There’s no doubt this is now a battle for bandwidth. The fight for cable is lost, and people will choose either way to cut the cord or continue to pay $120 a month for cable. For people like me who have cut the cord, bandwidth is still the most important thing, and it sucks having to rely on these companies to provide it. If they corner the market with the merger, I’m afraid we’ll never see cheap prices on internet.
god damn I miss Curb.
Appreciate it. I know it’s going to be quite complicated for the merger to be completed. I’m not going to pretend I know a damn thing on the legal issues with it.
The biggest mistake “Corey” made is refusing the ride back to his place the next morning. There’s no way in hell I’m walking 2 hours in the dead of winter, without a coat, and knowing a killer hangover is on the way.
If that doesn’t work out for you, find her Instagram account and leave some creepy comments . I heard that worked out one time.
Real-life Boy Meets World scenario: Topanga is in the girl’s bathroom and says she wants to be alone. Cory says “Okay,” and leaves. Topanga is crushed by the fact that Cory does not pick up on that double meaning line of wanting to be alone, and questions her entire relationship thus far with Cory. In the mean time, Cory and Shawn do something stupid that every high school boy does, which pisses off Topanga even more. Topanga in response decides to go on a date with Ricky Ferris on account of Cory’s immaturity. The date turns into another, and eventually Topanga and Ricky become the hot couple of high school. Topanga and Ricky end up going to Yale together, because she doesn’t have to sacrifice her dreams for Cory anymore. Cory ends up working at his father’s Sporting Goods store unloading boxes in the back, and every time Topanga comes back to Philadelphia, they avoid contact.
#24 you could get away with calling any guy “dude” in college. Now in the real world I’ve switched it up to “bud” or “sir”
That is if you really believe Orr when he says he called him a “piece of crap”. When he voluntarily decides to not attend more TTU basketball games and admitted to other sources he said something he shouldn’t have, I highly doubt that’s the exact words he said to Smart.
Seems like a decent idea, but I can’t imagine the app gaining much traction if it requires Wi-Fi. I believe there are some airlines that have free Wi-Fi, but the ones I use (Delta, Sun Country, Southwest) you have to pay for.