If you haven’t caught on yet, nobody really cares. Sorry, love all your other articles, but these need to die a slow, painful, wildly imaginative death.
*cue McGannon gently sobbing in his office, Taylor Swift’s “Shake it Off” playing quietly in the background. “Fuck off, JayTas, I don’t want a goddamn bagel!”
Definitely paid leave. He said he got the idea from Netflix. Basically he thinks people will be responsible and will only take off when they don’t think it will hurt the company or their co-workers. It’s not a terrible idea.
I teach my dog not to get on the couch by popping him on the nose and saying “No”. Are you saying a dog is smarter than a child?
And whether once is enough is entirely up to the child. If your son got angry and actually hit you, and you put him in time out once, would that be enough? What if he did it again?
Fine, I’ll be that guy. This Adrian Peterson case really pisses me off. I know that in the new-age, liberal America, modern yuppies soil their organic, conflict-free, soy/cotton-blend panties at the thought of spanking a child. But I grew up in the south and was spanked as a child, sometimes with a hand, a belt, and yes, even a switch.
It didn’t scar me emotionally and I don’t have night terrors. It taught me that not taking the trash out earned a timeout, but punching my brother meant I was going to feel pain. It worked. The last time I got spanked, I was around 12. It’s how my parents grew up, and it’s how Adrian Peterson grew up.
Just because you disagree with someone’s patently style doesn’t make him a monster, and I’m tired of hearing people talk about him and Ray Rice in the same breath, like what they did is comparable. The two situations are worlds apart.
I think you’re missing the point. McGannon has expressed his hate for crossfit from day 1, and this is obviously a tongue in cheek way to advance that. Chill out.
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If you haven’t caught on yet, nobody really cares. Sorry, love all your other articles, but these need to die a slow, painful, wildly imaginative death.
*cue McGannon gently sobbing in his office, Taylor Swift’s “Shake it Off” playing quietly in the background. “Fuck off, JayTas, I don’t want a goddamn bagel!”
Studying up to pitch it to my CEO.
Definitely paid leave. He said he got the idea from Netflix. Basically he thinks people will be responsible and will only take off when they don’t think it will hurt the company or their co-workers. It’s not a terrible idea.
It’s not that big of a deal. Do your lips move when you read too?
Something tells me that woman probably has a LOT of Georgia O’Keeffe paintings in her house.
“Matt” didn’t specify, but in the interest of keeping the trend going, I’m going to assume they did butt stuff.
I’m a Clemson fan and trust me, I’m more bummed about it than you.
Says the guy who’s never had it happen. I felt like Oberyn Martell must have.
I feel you. I told my fiancée there’s absolutely no chance of a fall wedding, because I’m not an inconsiderate jerk.
I guess it’s easy to tell everyone to stay home on vacation when you live in LA.
Be careful going down on her. She can crush your head like an egg with those thighs.
I think maybe this is the wrong site for this. This is supposed to be a comedy site.
You are. But it’s antisemitic to say so.
Let me know how that conversation works out for you, sport.
Good luck. There’s a new poop-themed article on here at least three times a week.
If you’re not going to have hookup horror stories every week, this better replace it. My manager just asked me what was so funny.
I teach my dog not to get on the couch by popping him on the nose and saying “No”. Are you saying a dog is smarter than a child?
And whether once is enough is entirely up to the child. If your son got angry and actually hit you, and you put him in time out once, would that be enough? What if he did it again?
Fine, I’ll be that guy. This Adrian Peterson case really pisses me off. I know that in the new-age, liberal America, modern yuppies soil their organic, conflict-free, soy/cotton-blend panties at the thought of spanking a child. But I grew up in the south and was spanked as a child, sometimes with a hand, a belt, and yes, even a switch.
It didn’t scar me emotionally and I don’t have night terrors. It taught me that not taking the trash out earned a timeout, but punching my brother meant I was going to feel pain. It worked. The last time I got spanked, I was around 12. It’s how my parents grew up, and it’s how Adrian Peterson grew up.
Just because you disagree with someone’s patently style doesn’t make him a monster, and I’m tired of hearing people talk about him and Ray Rice in the same breath, like what they did is comparable. The two situations are worlds apart.
Tl;dr: get off AP’s nuts.
I think you’re missing the point. McGannon has expressed his hate for crossfit from day 1, and this is obviously a tongue in cheek way to advance that. Chill out.