Maybe I’m just old, but can we please stop talking about this fucking ape? I know Grandex probably has a warehouse full of those stupid shirts but I expect better from PGP at least.
Not sure if it was the bar staff or the bride’s instructions, but the last wedding I went to was absolutely watering down their liquor. I usually don’t drink much liquor but was looking to get wild at this reception, and ended up ordering at least 15 vodka/whiskey drinks. Was barely buzzed by the end. Heard similar reports from other guests. Don’t do that to your guests.
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Who do you know here?
Y’all hired Action Jack Barker as you’re new CEO didn’t you?
Apparently Hurricane Matthew made a pit stop at Grandex HQ. This shit is crazy
One might say you were “Super Best Friends”
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Maybe it’s just me but I’m always astounded when these stories surface and say the porn was “downloaded”. Who does that? Just stream it.
No mention of the guy that got mauled by a bear twice?
Some parody accounts are funny. This won’t be one of them.
Am I the only one that read this and immediately checked my shirt just to make sure?
Name checks out
…my wife’s middle name was Marie. Replaced it with her last name when we got married. Ouch
Maybe I’m just old, but can we please stop talking about this fucking ape? I know Grandex probably has a warehouse full of those stupid shirts but I expect better from PGP at least.
Not sure if it was the bar staff or the bride’s instructions, but the last wedding I went to was absolutely watering down their liquor. I usually don’t drink much liquor but was looking to get wild at this reception, and ended up ordering at least 15 vodka/whiskey drinks. Was barely buzzed by the end. Heard similar reports from other guests. Don’t do that to your guests.
Well fuck you too
Sounds great but the animals on TFM would ruin it within 24 hours.
Maybe he identifies as a basic bitch
Don’t give Grandex any ideas
Define “respectable”
Bet you ragret it
Nobody cares. Fuck Amy Schumer