Thank you. I almost got excited until I realized how much of my self esteem is derived from the “nice work”s I get on here. Then I poured myself another drink.
Aren’t we getting you traffic? Kieran being a dick will end up getting you a promotion. Also, the more I have to click on this article to reply, the more calories I burn. I can keep my New Years resolution without hogging the bench. We all win.
You mock people for being fat, but hate them for going to the gym and trying to better themselves because it makes it a little more inconvenient for you to get your swoll on? Why don’t you go for a run, champ. In traffic.
Somebody needs to remind that fat fucker that we could turn his whole godforsaken country into glass in 15 minutes. Since when did America start allowing ourselves to be bullied by anyone that threatens violence? Oh, right, 2009.
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What about the funny fat guy? Every group needs a fat guy, right? Guys…?
Giggity
I’m clearly outmatched here. Also, is your cousin single?
To all the naysayers, I’m pretty sure if you grow up with a girl from birth, that’s basically family, blood or not. And fucking family is weird.
Don’t you talk to notorious BMG like that!!!
Sorry, just realized I’m drunk and maybe being a dick. Kieran, fuck you still.
Every one of these makes me wish I was man enough to be a soldier like this. I hope I could do it but doubt I could. God bless America.
Thank you. I almost got excited until I realized how much of my self esteem is derived from the “nice work”s I get on here. Then I poured myself another drink.
Aren’t we getting you traffic? Kieran being a dick will end up getting you a promotion. Also, the more I have to click on this article to reply, the more calories I burn. I can keep my New Years resolution without hogging the bench. We all win.
Pointing out the inconsistencies in your comment makes me a fat pussy? Good to know.
You mock people for being fat, but hate them for going to the gym and trying to better themselves because it makes it a little more inconvenient for you to get your swoll on? Why don’t you go for a run, champ. In traffic.
I’m too broke to own anything.
She’s giving away prescription drugs to her friends for Christmas. She damn well better keep the lawyer.
If we’re going by weight, I’d have to agree.
He must be so ronery.
This “sitting leader” threatens to bomb the U.S. and our allies on a weekly basis, so he can eat my ass.
So his uncles have reason to be afraid. We don’t.
Somebody needs to remind that fat fucker that we could turn his whole godforsaken country into glass in 15 minutes. Since when did America start allowing ourselves to be bullied by anyone that threatens violence? Oh, right, 2009.
You sound terrifying. Also, if you have your own lawyer, therapist, and doorman you might be on the wrong site. I can’t afford any of those.
Are you Jewish? Thank God, someone has to represent the tribes better than our ol’ buddy Tas.