The only restaurant near me that serves brunch… stopped serving brunch. PGP.

Tinder matches more interested in seeing me than friends and fraternity bros from college. PGP.

Got way too enthusiastic about the “good deals” advertised in an appliances commercial. PGP.

May 19th. Just now received state refund. PGP

Pandora is blocked so I dumped my 60 GB music library on my work tower. PGPM