One dude, doing a whole lot of Bizzy Dev running the Fed-Civ world, and being executive or something.
24 year old in a 47 year old person's world.
Irrational obsession with bowling.
As someone who’s trying to convince his friends to get an ass-tat because it’s hilarious and always a good story, I’m with ya.
Also…… get an Astronaut or like a batman symbol. Astronaut bc ass and ya know, moon.
Also with you on this take.
Imagination is the best thing in the word.
*Sometimes*, words and the imagery they create are better than photos or videos.
Also, since I’ve never been to any but doing it based on my 24 years of life experience,
1) LA (for visiting and ya know, the concept of it)
2) Houston (I’d live here out of all of them) (also heard it’s super humid?)
3) NYC (never been {want to though], and I don’t think I’d want to live here either)
I’m in Columbia, Maryland so 20/35 mins from Baltimore and DC respectively.
If you can find a location like this where you’re still close enough to major cities, I think you gotta take it.
All the serenity and peace of a suburb, and then the debauchery/excitements of a city
First guy, there’s no point in following someone if you don’t plan on liking their pictures.
Jen Aniston guy, if she looks like Jen Aniston and she’s also nice, you just gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Oh, I genuinely have no idea what any of his views and opinions are.
I just thought maybe he knocked your snow-cone down on a warm summer day or something so you had beef.
Decided to darty on Saturday to celebrate the start of 80 degree spring weather.
Blacked out by 4pm on Vegas bombs and pitchers of Long Islands/Orange Crushes and apparently shattered my phone (front screen and camera on a Iphone 7 plus) so it’s barely usable.
Also apparently fell on my knee (something is definitely wrong bc I can’t walk without a severe limp.
Also told some girl I barely know that I’d consider “exclusively dating her” in front of a girl who I told last week “i’m not ready to commit to anyone, it’s not you”. So that part of my life is in shambles.
60% of my full time job requires a functional (re: not embarrassing) cellular device and decent mobility. 100% of my side job as a Political Campaign Manager also requires both so I’m SOL for both, so life is in shambles here too.
I’m also heading to NOLA next week for a Bach party so I need T’s and P’s all around, por favor.
Also, can confirm that tats are like gateway drugs.
I got my first one last April and have 9 now.
As someone who’s trying to convince his friends to get an ass-tat because it’s hilarious and always a good story, I’m with ya.
Also…… get an Astronaut or like a batman symbol. Astronaut bc ass and ya know, moon.
Nived, you’ve really outdone yourself this time.
I am guffawing at work
Also with you on this take.
Imagination is the best thing in the word.
*Sometimes*, words and the imagery they create are better than photos or videos.
Are heroin users called Heroine’s and Hero’s? Or HeRUINer’s
I prefer Sexy or Rexy
Name change girl, just throw a curveball and change your last name to BananaHammock….
Or mine.
Also, since I’ve never been to any but doing it based on my 24 years of life experience,
1) LA (for visiting and ya know, the concept of it)
2) Houston (I’d live here out of all of them) (also heard it’s super humid?)
3) NYC (never been {want to though], and I don’t think I’d want to live here either)
I’m in Columbia, Maryland so 20/35 mins from Baltimore and DC respectively.
If you can find a location like this where you’re still close enough to major cities, I think you gotta take it.
All the serenity and peace of a suburb, and then the debauchery/excitements of a city
What kind of psycho demands not just one bachelor party of 20 people, but also a second one with…..more people?!?!?!?!
your brother is an animal
First guy, there’s no point in following someone if you don’t plan on liking their pictures.
Jen Aniston guy, if she looks like Jen Aniston and she’s also nice, you just gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Maybe I’m in the minority but Burb > City, so…
Oh, I genuinely have no idea what any of his views and opinions are.
I just thought maybe he knocked your snow-cone down on a warm summer day or something so you had beef.
What did he do to you? Lmao
I’ve never been so I obviously have to support your take on this.
Stanley is PGPM material.
If we weren’t meant to eat the butt, we wouldn’t have been given a tongue that fits perfectly in buttholes.
Decided to darty on Saturday to celebrate the start of 80 degree spring weather.
Blacked out by 4pm on Vegas bombs and pitchers of Long Islands/Orange Crushes and apparently shattered my phone (front screen and camera on a Iphone 7 plus) so it’s barely usable.
Also apparently fell on my knee (something is definitely wrong bc I can’t walk without a severe limp.
Also told some girl I barely know that I’d consider “exclusively dating her” in front of a girl who I told last week “i’m not ready to commit to anyone, it’s not you”. So that part of my life is in shambles.
60% of my full time job requires a functional (re: not embarrassing) cellular device and decent mobility. 100% of my side job as a Political Campaign Manager also requires both so I’m SOL for both, so life is in shambles here too.
I’m also heading to NOLA next week for a Bach party so I need T’s and P’s all around, por favor.
Excuse my Parseltongue but….. ssspspssspsps (FUCK YOU)
this made me sad, and 86% of my friends haven’t even gotten married yet.
I hope you’re happy.