One dude, doing a whole lot of Bizzy Dev running the Fed-Civ world, and being executive or something.
24 year old in a 47 year old person's world.
Irrational obsession with bowling.
Okay….but what if she had a super cool underwater torpedo car with only a 12 month payment plan.
She’s making like…. ~$35,728 a month from her company.
Okay….but what if she had a super cool underwater torpedo car with only a 12 month payment plan.
She’s making like…. ~$35,728 a month from her company.
Couple things of note:
– who thinks Coors is the best beer ever? Psycho.
– giving up on looking for your phone in a foreign country on a bus after two mins? Psycho.
– Dallas wedding guy…. What is wrong with you?!?!? But also, let’s hang out (it sounds like a fun time).
That’s all I have. I was responsible this weekend.
As someone who’s consistently on the brink of an existential crisis, I think just the opposite.
Suffering in silence is polite.
When people ask you how you’re doing or if you’re okay and need anything, they’re only doing it as a polite gesture, like when someone offers you a piece of their small lunch bc you said it looks good.
Sharing your feelings/suffering with others when asked then puts a burden on them to care and try to help when in reality, they don’t want to. They just want to interact with a happy person.
But then again, maybe I’m just too cynical.
Sup?
Want our first date to be a home cooked meal of Basil Chicken Pesto on a bed of Edamame Spaghetti and a bottle of Bartenura Moscato?
And then sunny eggs in the am?
I don’t wanna rain on your poop parade but you should keep the door closed strictly bc of sciency reasons like bacteria and pathogens flying around your entire house if you leave the bathroom door open.
What’s really funny about this is that you’re David Wallace and I can 100% see Michael employing this tactic in The Office if David Wallace every stayed in their office.
It was a weird Tuesday night to Sunday thing.
I didn’t hate it.
Just wanted to lend you a show of support.
Wrapped up a 5 day bach trip in NOLA two weeks ago and my body is still dying from it.
I just came from a 5 day NOLA Bach trip. Good luck.
Okay….but what if she had a super cool underwater torpedo car with only a 12 month payment plan.
She’s making like…. ~$35,728 a month from her company.
Okay….but what if she had a super cool underwater torpedo car with only a 12 month payment plan.
She’s making like…. ~$35,728 a month from her company.
“Are you a BossBabe? Join my team now and live your life!!!”
Burb life is the best life.
Couple things of note:
– who thinks Coors is the best beer ever? Psycho.
– giving up on looking for your phone in a foreign country on a bus after two mins? Psycho.
– Dallas wedding guy…. What is wrong with you?!?!? But also, let’s hang out (it sounds like a fun time).
That’s all I have. I was responsible this weekend.
As someone who’s consistently on the brink of an existential crisis, I think just the opposite.
Suffering in silence is polite.
When people ask you how you’re doing or if you’re okay and need anything, they’re only doing it as a polite gesture, like when someone offers you a piece of their small lunch bc you said it looks good.
Sharing your feelings/suffering with others when asked then puts a burden on them to care and try to help when in reality, they don’t want to. They just want to interact with a happy person.
But then again, maybe I’m just too cynical.
*Every person who drinks beverages needs a dedicated beer/liquids fridge*
Promo code Thiccnic Picnic
Sup?
Want our first date to be a home cooked meal of Basil Chicken Pesto on a bed of Edamame Spaghetti and a bottle of Bartenura Moscato?
And then sunny eggs in the am?
Eat eggs. I eat 3 every morning and it keeps me full for hours and is good for you.
I also…..bought 20 lbs of Edamame spaghetti in bulk instead of regular pasta. Game. Changer.. (Just don’t get 20 lbs. That’s too much spaghetti
No sir. After watching some dumb science video in 2012, I’ve kept toothbrush and all open things in my room.
I’m weird.
I don’t wanna rain on your poop parade but you should keep the door closed strictly bc of sciency reasons like bacteria and pathogens flying around your entire house if you leave the bathroom door open.
Also, Rachel sounds like an absolute babe. 13/10, would make her an ex.
“We’re exes, we fucked, and now we’re going to get bagels. Don’t make it a big deal.” is the best line in this article. I love it.
How can one be all of these but also not be all of these?
What’s really funny about this is that you’re David Wallace and I can 100% see Michael employing this tactic in The Office if David Wallace every stayed in their office.
Definitely old man head.
All the wisdom of a wise, experienced man, all the body benefits of a younger person.