One dude, doing a whole lot of Bizzy Dev running the Fed-Civ world, and being executive or something.
24 year old in a 47 year old person's world.
Irrational obsession with bowling.
As fucked up as this really is, it’s completely relatable to a 20 something guy.
Also, big fan of isolationism. if it isn’t my business, it isn’t my problem.
Allegedly cheating on her boyfriend is her problem, not ours, because the guy isn’t a friend or even an acquaintance.
Cauliflower rice is 100% the way to go. 60% of my old diet always had rice and quinoa just didn’t feel the same.
Also, just substituting regular pasta with the supergreen type, or corn and quinoa blend works wonders.
Also the prompt email things is key. You have a smartphone, use it. Send a response to an email 2-5 minutes after you see it, it quickly makes you look better than average to others.
I’d argue that a quality photo of a solid dinner party with the right filter and angle easily pulls in more likes and comments than a generic Chef’s Special Roll from Sushi Mooshi.
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Respond to it. And then respond to any subsequent message like a normal person.
Life’s chill if you’re chill.
Someone finally agrees with me. I knew I wasn’t insane.
Finally, someone else recognizes the greatness of the Binklebob twins.
@Duda
Whenever I come in on Monday feeling a sack of donkey dick, I read this and everything suddenly becomes better.
Tell your colleagues to sack up, this is satire.
Or…..this also gives you a good chance to identify which colleagues are cool or not.
As fucked up as this really is, it’s completely relatable to a 20 something guy.
Also, big fan of isolationism. if it isn’t my business, it isn’t my problem.
Allegedly cheating on her boyfriend is her problem, not ours, because the guy isn’t a friend or even an acquaintance.
Cauliflower rice is 100% the way to go. 60% of my old diet always had rice and quinoa just didn’t feel the same.
Also, just substituting regular pasta with the supergreen type, or corn and quinoa blend works wonders.
Also the prompt email things is key. You have a smartphone, use it. Send a response to an email 2-5 minutes after you see it, it quickly makes you look better than average to others.
The ‘suit sans tie’ will get you some douchy stares but it’ll also be a solid conversation starter
Who needs Netflix and Chill?!?!?!?!
I’d argue that a quality photo of a solid dinner party with the right filter and angle easily pulls in more likes and comments than a generic Chef’s Special Roll from Sushi Mooshi.