One dude, doing a whole lot of Bizzy Dev running the Fed-Civ world, and being executive or something.
24 year old in a 47 year old person's world.
Irrational obsession with bowling.
Good take.
Breaks are stupid and everyone who takes one deserves to have their significant other hook up with someone while on said “break”.
Ross was right, Rachel was wrong. The world turns.
Charlie, buddy, let’s be friends.
But also, I love filling out questionnaire’s like this.
Name: Teebz
Nickname: Teebz is my nickname.
Chicago Neighborhood: Maryland… Columbia, MD.
Sports? Dude, sports are cool.
No, seriously. Sports? I can handle the big three of Football, Basketball, and 2000-2009 WWE. Also a little bit of baseball, and a decent bit of soccer.
Go-To Drink: Anything that makes me drunk. A through and through degenerate.
What are you bringing to a pregame? Probably a fifth to take shots, and a bottle of champagne. I’m the worst.
You’re handed the aux cord at a pregame. What are the first 3 songs you queue up?
Africa – Toto
Closer – The Chainsmokers
The Pacer test – Middle school? (Hear me out, the Pacer test is a good method for chugging).
What’s the longest you’re willing to wait in line for a bar? 5 mins max. Waiting is stupid.
Male Romper? Go bold or be old.
Best Quality: There’s no redeemable quals about me. But I am fun af.
Worst Quality: All of it.
How’s your social media game? I’m a social network butterfly.
Relationship Status: There’s some action here and there. There’s also a lot of screenshot worthy conversations on my end.
Are you willing and ready to wingman? Hell yeah.
Most memorable time wingmanning for your friend: Helped my friend, who had just started being social/drinking get laid, by a girl who is now a pornstar..
On a given weekend, how likely is it that you’re going to get kicked out of the bar? I’m not sure how I haven’t been kicked out of the bar every time I’m there..
I’ve only been kicked out like 3/394903 times.
Follow up question: Tried to get on a horse statue, and yell at everyone to chug with me. This has happened three times.
blacked out yesterday, threw up on 95 on my way to work, and then threw up in my office building bathroom. Atleast I came to work 15 mins early.
Just killing this Tuesday.
For some reason, my graduate student interns invited me to their graduation so now I’m obligated to waste 3 hours of my life sitting in an arena with bad reception.
I think fate is just an excuse people use to justify an outcome they didn’t like.
While I am fairly spiritual and do believe things happen for a reason, I also think that “fate” can be rewritten based on us, and our decisions.
Nothing is set in stone, there’s always several different outcomes.
It’s a rainy Monday post-Preakness weekend. Sounds like the worst scenario.
But..on the other hand, have a proposal due NLT 11:59pm and my sub-contractor wrote 90% of it over the weekend.
Here’s to a solid week.
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This method is foolproof.
You gotta risk it for the biscuit..
Wait a day or two, and you’re either in…or you know you’ll never be in.
Alex made the right decision to be a green phone solely because now, she doesn’t have to deal with their dreadful group message.
Good take.
Breaks are stupid and everyone who takes one deserves to have their significant other hook up with someone while on said “break”.
Ross was right, Rachel was wrong. The world turns.
Charlie, you did it. That was easy.
Charlie, buddy, let’s be friends.
But also, I love filling out questionnaire’s like this.
Name: Teebz
Nickname: Teebz is my nickname.
Chicago Neighborhood: Maryland… Columbia, MD.
Sports? Dude, sports are cool.
No, seriously. Sports? I can handle the big three of Football, Basketball, and 2000-2009 WWE. Also a little bit of baseball, and a decent bit of soccer.
Go-To Drink: Anything that makes me drunk. A through and through degenerate.
What are you bringing to a pregame? Probably a fifth to take shots, and a bottle of champagne. I’m the worst.
You’re handed the aux cord at a pregame. What are the first 3 songs you queue up?
Africa – Toto
Closer – The Chainsmokers
The Pacer test – Middle school? (Hear me out, the Pacer test is a good method for chugging).
What’s the longest you’re willing to wait in line for a bar? 5 mins max. Waiting is stupid.
Male Romper? Go bold or be old.
Best Quality: There’s no redeemable quals about me. But I am fun af.
Worst Quality: All of it.
How’s your social media game? I’m a social network butterfly.
Relationship Status: There’s some action here and there. There’s also a lot of screenshot worthy conversations on my end.
Are you willing and ready to wingman? Hell yeah.
Most memorable time wingmanning for your friend: Helped my friend, who had just started being social/drinking get laid, by a girl who is now a pornstar..
On a given weekend, how likely is it that you’re going to get kicked out of the bar? I’m not sure how I haven’t been kicked out of the bar every time I’m there..
I’ve only been kicked out like 3/394903 times.
Follow up question: Tried to get on a horse statue, and yell at everyone to chug with me. This has happened three times.
Anything else? I’m versatile.
blacked out yesterday, threw up on 95 on my way to work, and then threw up in my office building bathroom. Atleast I came to work 15 mins early.
Just killing this Tuesday.
Not a big Man Outfitter guy, but this post honestly made me want to buy a thing or two.
Bro, Just for Men has shades of light brown..
Just dye your beard, or cut Will’s. Whichever makes you feel better,
what?
Oh, I meant you, William. But also Todd.
I was really hoping this would be about “makeup” and not them making up.
I hate you, Todd.
thanks mate.
Praying this thing goes quickly. Atleast it’s a Masters’ ceremony, not undergrad.
sup?
For some reason, my graduate student interns invited me to their graduation so now I’m obligated to waste 3 hours of my life sitting in an arena with bad reception.
Amen.
I think fate is just an excuse people use to justify an outcome they didn’t like.
While I am fairly spiritual and do believe things happen for a reason, I also think that “fate” can be rewritten based on us, and our decisions.
Nothing is set in stone, there’s always several different outcomes.
I’m proud of you, Duda.
It’s a rainy Monday post-Preakness weekend. Sounds like the worst scenario.
But..on the other hand, have a proposal due NLT 11:59pm and my sub-contractor wrote 90% of it over the weekend.
Here’s to a solid week.
This is such a good reference that it makes me want to buy you a beer