Tried to wait out the recession by going to law school. Turns out the legal economy lags about three years behind the rest of the economy. Underemployed and Unimpressed.
Yeah, no. Very, very, very few attorneys make anywhere near that amount as a first year associate. Those numbers only exist in AmLaw 100 Firms in major markets: Cravath, Skadden, Patton, Weil, etc. in NYC, LA, Chicago, etc.
Most young attorneys don’t sniff $100k for years after graduation. Check the real stats, not just the top earning quartile from the top 20 or so law schools.
My dad’s company requires a seven-letter password. He started with aaaaaaa, and after eleven years, he’s now up to nnnnnnn. No idea what he’s going to do after zzzzzzz.
Gil, I think you need a weekend in Vegas to figure this stuff out.
Man, child birth is a bitch.
Some people just want to watch the world burn…
My TSwift fandom is one of my darker secrets…
I think this picture just hurt my soul.
If you are actually 23, there is no way that you’ve “made it.”
This could make for a great column. Reader submitted work-death scenarios could make for some great reading.
Butt-nut, butt-nose, and butt-ear might have to become part of my daily vocabulary.
I’ve never been this excited for anything in my life.
What about “Social Media Manager?” I’ve never figured out what that is, or how it’s a full-time job.
Man, 31 is considered old as fuck, now? Damn.
TL;DR.
She reminds me of the character Sue Collini from Californication:
Yeah, no. Very, very, very few attorneys make anywhere near that amount as a first year associate. Those numbers only exist in AmLaw 100 Firms in major markets: Cravath, Skadden, Patton, Weil, etc. in NYC, LA, Chicago, etc.
Most young attorneys don’t sniff $100k for years after graduation. Check the real stats, not just the top earning quartile from the top 20 or so law schools.
This was too funny to not pass on to you guys.
I would give anything for $60k, full bennies, and stock options.
Best way to fill out your bracket: get annihilated for St. Patty’s and just wing it.
At KNBR, you’ll get fired for this. At Grandex, you’ll get promoted.
When I get dressed in the morning, I want my wardrobe to say “This guy knows how to get great bargains at a flea market.”
My dad’s company requires a seven-letter password. He started with aaaaaaa, and after eleven years, he’s now up to nnnnnnn. No idea what he’s going to do after zzzzzzz.