Tried to wait out the recession by going to law school. Turns out the legal economy lags about three years behind the rest of the economy. Underemployed and Unimpressed.
I have my university, my law school, and my national fraternity blocked on my cell phone. I’ll give to my fraternity chapter and my sports team, but those large, rich, useless organizations aren’t getting shit from me.
The largest employer in Pennsylvania is a paving company, yet the roads are still the worst in the northeast.
Yeah, no, I didn’t go to a shitty law school.
Wise choice.
Friendr.
#thestruggleisreal
Cheesewheel!
Let’s not forget “Air Bud.” I mean, “Bud” is right there in the name.
Need the extra-strength, huh? I feel your pain.
You realize I was saying that my dong is 1/100th the size of the average tube snake, right?
“If you are at, say, 75%, you are 3/4 the size of the average penis. If you are at 125%, you are 25% bigger than the average penis.”
Have fun explaining that at your next performance review.
Finally, I’m the 1%!
FlaskTie. Works great.
http://flasktie.com/
There’s a fine line between brilliance and insanity. Not sure which side this falls on, but I’m on the same side, I think.
Ne-Yo – So Sick ft. Jin (Remix)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPtc7gNnlzM&feature=kp
Don’t judge me.
I have my university, my law school, and my national fraternity blocked on my cell phone. I’ll give to my fraternity chapter and my sports team, but those large, rich, useless organizations aren’t getting shit from me.
They also got killed by the unlimited biscuits. People would walk in, order an iced tea, and eat 50 biscuits, then leave. Cheap bastards.
Your username is amazing.
4.5 inches, huh? Sounds like someone is being a little generous with the ruler.