Tried to wait out the recession by going to law school. Turns out the legal economy lags about three years behind the rest of the economy. Underemployed and Unimpressed.
I always limit my illegal elephant testicle consumption to $300. Don’t want to be the inconsiderate $500 illegal elephant testicle consumer that screws up the check-splitting.
I believe that the unemployment rate for recent grads and 20-somethings is at least double the national average of around 8%. I don’t remember where I read this, though.
Wow. You totally don’t understand this article, the struggle most young people face, or the reality of the world. I would curse you out, but “I’m not trying to pull any power/douche moves today.” Do you have any idea how few people can even join the service today? My best friend is a Marine, and he was almost excluded from enlisting because he was prescribed Ritalin more than a decade prior to joining the Marines.
For the record, I’m 27, a lawyer, went to a better undergraduate school than you, majored in business in undergrad, was a DI athlete, and I basically hit every single positive check box that HR departments want. Yet, I still was unemployed until almost a year after graduation, and I have a salary that is about 1/3 of my student debt load.
tl;dr version: They’re not excuses, you self righteous cuntstain. Almost all of us have done “something about it,” yet we are still ridiculed, criticized, and subjected to uninformed rants by dipshits like you. Go buy a cactus and sodomize yourself with it.
This misses the point by quite a bit. Most of our generation are miserable because of a variety of falsities on which we were raised. The truths that lead previous generations to prosperity are inapplicable, or worse irrelevant, in today’s culture and economy.
The issue of student loan debt is one that older generations simply cannot wrap their heads around. I am a practicing lawyer who has a salary that is roughly 1/3 of my student loan debt. The partners in my firm graduated from law school with debt loads roughly equivalent to their salaries. A debt load equivalent to your salary is easily manageable. A debt load triple your salary is impossibly to manage.
Please think and have some real life experiences before you make broad, sweeping, insulting generalizations about a huge demographic of young people.
Man, I have an aquward feeling in my swimsuit area.
All of the Page 3 girls and Nuts magazine girls…
I just had a heart attack because I thought it was Monday, not Sunday. Damn Twitter.
I mean, who doesn’t want to hit Bieber with a belt?
I always limit my illegal elephant testicle consumption to $300. Don’t want to be the inconsiderate $500 illegal elephant testicle consumer that screws up the check-splitting.
#50 is lame (says the alcoholic.)
I like to tell people that my resume is the fourth most read document on the planet behind only The Bible, Harry Potter, and Twilight.
I believe that the unemployment rate for recent grads and 20-somethings is at least double the national average of around 8%. I don’t remember where I read this, though.
Wow. You totally don’t understand this article, the struggle most young people face, or the reality of the world. I would curse you out, but “I’m not trying to pull any power/douche moves today.” Do you have any idea how few people can even join the service today? My best friend is a Marine, and he was almost excluded from enlisting because he was prescribed Ritalin more than a decade prior to joining the Marines.
For the record, I’m 27, a lawyer, went to a better undergraduate school than you, majored in business in undergrad, was a DI athlete, and I basically hit every single positive check box that HR departments want. Yet, I still was unemployed until almost a year after graduation, and I have a salary that is about 1/3 of my student debt load.
tl;dr version: They’re not excuses, you self righteous cuntstain. Almost all of us have done “something about it,” yet we are still ridiculed, criticized, and subjected to uninformed rants by dipshits like you. Go buy a cactus and sodomize yourself with it.
Dom Mazzetti for Batman.
There’s tot to be a Goldeneye lesson regarding Odd Job, the golden gun, or crazy cheat codes.
The thought of the Oompa Loompas and Wonka’s control (ownership) over them always made me pause, even when I was very young.
Maybe it’s just the breasts? It’s definitely just the breasts. Didn’t even realize she had a nose until you mentioned it.
This misses the point by quite a bit. Most of our generation are miserable because of a variety of falsities on which we were raised. The truths that lead previous generations to prosperity are inapplicable, or worse irrelevant, in today’s culture and economy.
The issue of student loan debt is one that older generations simply cannot wrap their heads around. I am a practicing lawyer who has a salary that is roughly 1/3 of my student loan debt. The partners in my firm graduated from law school with debt loads roughly equivalent to their salaries. A debt load equivalent to your salary is easily manageable. A debt load triple your salary is impossibly to manage.
Please think and have some real life experiences before you make broad, sweeping, insulting generalizations about a huge demographic of young people.
I need to step my game up and get PA on this list.
Anyone else reminded of the new guy’s speech at the end of Waiting?
Your mother must be bursting with pride.
The legal real world sucks. Low pay, long hours, whiny clients, rich partners who have no idea what it’s like to be a young lawyer.
Needs more Emily Ratajkowski.
Still giggling at the word “sphincter.” PGP.