My boss asked me to be on the holiday party planning committee. PGP.

I am visibly ill. My boss has yet to tell me to go home. PGP.

Taking Nyquil because you refuse to become addicted to prescription sleeping drugs. PGP.

I eat with my in-laws as often as possible because they always pick up the tab. PGP.

My credit card was declined on a first date. PGP.

Just bought a sick vacuum. PGP.

My boss is rubbing it in over beating me in fantasy football and there’s nothing I can do about it. PGP.

My girlfriend and I just moved in together and now she farts in front of me. PGP.

My parents still ask about my high school girlfriend who is married. PGP.

Got locked into another year contract of shitty cable because I forgot to cancel my service. PGP.