The great thing about my job is the flexible hours – when it’s not busy season, I can get in anywhere from 7-9:30 AM and leave 9 hours later. Super convenient for those days after the weeknights of drinking.
On the flip side, it sucks during busy season. January-March is a pretty constant 8-8, with some weekends thrown in.
Gefilte fish isn’t actually a Jewish holiday food. That jar gefilte fish is total shit but if you ever have real home made gefilte fish, it’s actually delicious.
If you’re talking Jewish holiday foods, there’s latkes (fried potato pancakes) for Chanukah, Matzah (unrisen bread that destroys your stomach) for Passover and alcohol for Purim, where you’re commanded to get so drunk that you can’t tell your enemy from your friend.
While on the topic of Hill Dog, can we also include an honorary mention for the mainstream media? They proved not only how much they were in the bag for her, but how awful and biased their reporting is.
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Currently on the way to work after being out for almost two weeks. I’m dreading opening Outlook.
Also, sorry Charlie.
The great thing about my job is the flexible hours – when it’s not busy season, I can get in anywhere from 7-9:30 AM and leave 9 hours later. Super convenient for those days after the weeknights of drinking.
On the flip side, it sucks during busy season. January-March is a pretty constant 8-8, with some weekends thrown in.
You win some, you lose some.
Your*
Reading this made me want to go Amanda Nunes on her Ronda Rousey.
Sorry Charlie
Gefilte fish isn’t actually a Jewish holiday food. That jar gefilte fish is total shit but if you ever have real home made gefilte fish, it’s actually delicious.
If you’re talking Jewish holiday foods, there’s latkes (fried potato pancakes) for Chanukah, Matzah (unrisen bread that destroys your stomach) for Passover and alcohol for Purim, where you’re commanded to get so drunk that you can’t tell your enemy from your friend.
Just like his Friday night.
Whoever*
The latter. Who ever submitted this isn’t exactly good at grammar.
But also*
While on the topic of Hill Dog, can we also include an honorary mention for the mainstream media? They proved not only how much they were in the bag for her, but how awful and biased their reporting is.
I’m taken, but I’m sure my good friend Jesus can help you out.
So you’re saying that you want a climax?
Yeah and I can’t say no to tossing back a few brews with the son of God.
Doesn’t it say somewhere in the Bible that wasting semen is a sin?
Move over, Shakespeare. There’s a new best poet ever in town.
Oh yea she’s a keeper
So which of these did you settle down with?
I guess pearl necklaces aren’t exclusive to Todd.
He probably left for a few minutes to fist pump and take in the realization that he was getting laid that night.