First you list some reasons for you to be single. Then you don’t know when your anniversary is. Now you’re bashing food trucks. Are you OK, Nick? Is your relationship on rocky ground?
Just asked my girlfriend what our anniversary date is, we still haven’t really exactly decided on it (we keep switching between the second and third dates). Her response, “I don’t know…does it honestly even matter?”
No problem and good luck. Take your CPA tests as early as possible if you haven’t already…busy season is no joke and your workload doubles with every year you’re there. By your third year, staying until 7 PM on a Tuesday in October will be normal.
Pro tip: never say that you’re just an accountant because of all the negative connotations associated with it. If you’re in public accounting, go with “financial consultant” and if you’re a CPA, add that on.
When I was in audit at a Big 4, my main client was a hedge fund so I would always tell girls that I was a “financial consultant at a hedge fund.” It worked pretty well.
“Because the reality is, if I don’t go on a diet with my boyfriend, I’m just a giant bag of trash. I can’t sit next to him eating pasta as he shoves a salad down his throat.”
1. Have you met Quinn? I hear she’s also a trash person.
2. Have you ever considered that maybe your boyfriend doesn’t care that you eat pasta while he’s eating salad and you’re building resentment toward him for no reason other than overthinking things?
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I guess my sense of humor is too subtle for some readers on this site.
Only having a job because no one else will do it. PGP.
First you list some reasons for you to be single. Then you don’t know when your anniversary is. Now you’re bashing food trucks. Are you OK, Nick? Is your relationship on rocky ground?
The double text? Ending almost every sentence in an exclamation mark? Oh yeah, Claire’s down.
Saw them at AT&T Park last year…best concert I’ve seen in my life. If you’ve never seen them before, get ready for an incredible show.
The fastest way to get over someone is to get under someone else. Take it from Bill Nye, it’s science.
Just asked my girlfriend what our anniversary date is, we still haven’t really exactly decided on it (we keep switching between the second and third dates). Her response, “I don’t know…does it honestly even matter?”
She’s a keeper.
No problem and good luck. Take your CPA tests as early as possible if you haven’t already…busy season is no joke and your workload doubles with every year you’re there. By your third year, staying until 7 PM on a Tuesday in October will be normal.
It’s probably the guy from the night before. 415 is San Francisco’s area code and Todd is from the Midwest.
You crazy basic bitches stay away from my city! There’s already more than enough of you here!
Poor cat, but I would imagine that kitty heaven is a better place than the home of its Seattle hipster owner.
Pro tip: never say that you’re just an accountant because of all the negative connotations associated with it. If you’re in public accounting, go with “financial consultant” and if you’re a CPA, add that on.
When I was in audit at a Big 4, my main client was a hedge fund so I would always tell girls that I was a “financial consultant at a hedge fund.” It worked pretty well.
Posted this last week but I’ll mention it here again:
Stop with the damn politics and let us watch sports in peace.
This year, Claire’s not only doing the Derby, but also doing Todd.
Will ran a 5K because his girlfriend signed him up for it because he was too fat. That’s so beta it makes other betas look alpha.
Oh right, I didn’t think about the selfishness of basic bitches.
“Because the reality is, if I don’t go on a diet with my boyfriend, I’m just a giant bag of trash. I can’t sit next to him eating pasta as he shoves a salad down his throat.”
1. Have you met Quinn? I hear she’s also a trash person.
2. Have you ever considered that maybe your boyfriend doesn’t care that you eat pasta while he’s eating salad and you’re building resentment toward him for no reason other than overthinking things?
Maybe this whole thing was an experiment to see how people would react once you take away their phones and mommy and daddy’s money.
Wanna set up a GoFund Me? I’ll contribute.
You know, condoms are cheaper than plan B.