Only pop culture calls women who stay home, get drunk alone, binge eat and have addictive personalities “basic.” If I were a psychologist (and I’m not, but let’s pretend that I am), I would call them “depressed alcoholics with an eating disorder.”
Sorry about your experiences. My family and I also had plenty of negative experiences, I just didn’t include them because the positives outweighed them. There’s a difference between just somewhat restricting big corporations and what Bernie wants to do. Of course New York in 2017 wouldn’t turn into Moscow in 1954 overnight, but it would be on track. Russia now is much better than 20-25 years ago because it’s adopted a model of semi-capitalism.
Anyway, this is getting too serious. I feel like I need to chug some beer after work because ‘Murica.
When I was a toddler, my parents and I immigrated here from the former Soviet Union. They worked their asses off to get themselves on their feet. Initially, my dad, an electrician that could fix anything, washed port-o-potties and my mom, a doctor, was basically a housekeeper. But they were so thankful for our newly gained freedom. To this day, every time my family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner, my aunt makes a toast about how thankful she is to be living in America.
People who hate this country have no idea how bad it can really be and really is in other countries. Anyone “feeling the Bern” is more than welcome to talk to my parents or relatives and find out how fun it is to stand in bread lines at 4 AM in the freezing cold because socialism.
“He considered explaining to her that she’s not living a real life. He was tempted to tell her to “figure it out” and leave without any further explanation. He wanted to ask her to put her card down to cover her half of the bill (or, her two-thirds considering her glasses of Sauvignon Blanc took cost triple that of his beers). But he didn’t have the heart to.”
I think that you accidentally wrote “heart” when you meant to write “balls.”
This is the same girl that looked at your texts and got jealous on the fourth time you guys hung out. There’s no way that she actually means that “Don’t call me.” But….you probably don’t want to anyway, I’m sure there’s less crazy girls in Chicago that you can get used by.
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Walking down the aisle?! Say it ain’t so, Todd!
Step 1 is acceptance.
Only pop culture calls women who stay home, get drunk alone, binge eat and have addictive personalities “basic.” If I were a psychologist (and I’m not, but let’s pretend that I am), I would call them “depressed alcoholics with an eating disorder.”
Dodgers winning the World Series? Lol, remind me how that worked out the last half decade. Kershaw chokes more than *insert porn reference here.*
Go Giants.
Sorry about your experiences. My family and I also had plenty of negative experiences, I just didn’t include them because the positives outweighed them. There’s a difference between just somewhat restricting big corporations and what Bernie wants to do. Of course New York in 2017 wouldn’t turn into Moscow in 1954 overnight, but it would be on track. Russia now is much better than 20-25 years ago because it’s adopted a model of semi-capitalism.
Anyway, this is getting too serious. I feel like I need to chug some beer after work because ‘Murica.
So basically a variation of the infamous affirmative action bake sale, catered to 20-somethings. Brilliant.
Dammit my cover’s blown
When I was a toddler, my parents and I immigrated here from the former Soviet Union. They worked their asses off to get themselves on their feet. Initially, my dad, an electrician that could fix anything, washed port-o-potties and my mom, a doctor, was basically a housekeeper. But they were so thankful for our newly gained freedom. To this day, every time my family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner, my aunt makes a toast about how thankful she is to be living in America.
People who hate this country have no idea how bad it can really be and really is in other countries. Anyone “feeling the Bern” is more than welcome to talk to my parents or relatives and find out how fun it is to stand in bread lines at 4 AM in the freezing cold because socialism.
How do they decide what a “young employee” is? Sounds like an age discrimination lawsuit waiting to happen.
Jezebel and critical thinking don’t mix.
Why is PGP writing about Jezebel articles?
Having to look “Thot” up on urban dictionary. PGP.
I really should.
“Hey what do you think of this column? Asking for a friend.”
I have a first date tomorrow night. Hopefully she shares your roommate’s thought process.
“He considered explaining to her that she’s not living a real life. He was tempted to tell her to “figure it out” and leave without any further explanation. He wanted to ask her to put her card down to cover her half of the bill (or, her two-thirds considering her glasses of Sauvignon Blanc took cost triple that of his beers). But he didn’t have the heart to.”
I think that you accidentally wrote “heart” when you meant to write “balls.”
Where’s “Get Low”?
This is the same girl that looked at your texts and got jealous on the fourth time you guys hung out. There’s no way that she actually means that “Don’t call me.” But….you probably don’t want to anyway, I’m sure there’s less crazy girls in Chicago that you can get used by.
And here I was thinking that being an “affluent millennial” meant having at least one comma in your bank account.
It’s just an indirect way for her to tell you that she’s down.
I’m ghosting you if you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.”