“It’s like when you remember fondly an ex, only to forget all the shit times, the times you cried, fought and wished you could dig a hole in the ground and hibernate for a few weeks.”
Yeah pretty much. Shortly means a few weeks/months. I wouldn’t sell now, not until there’s some sort of shipment numbers to hopefully push it up even more.
My biggest annoyance is that if I ever want to connect my phone to any kind of sound system that doesn’t include a lightning port, I’ll be SOL. The headphone port isn’t some Apple-only protocol, it’s literally an industry standard that’s used everywhere.
Fuck Apple for doing this. I’m holding on to my 6S for dear life (also, fuck Apple for auto upgrading the 6S storage capacities, fucking over everyone who bought one in the last year) and once it dies I’m switching to Android. Also, selling my stock shortly.
Nah, it was always overhyped and overrated, with the ranking circle jerk ensuring that when SEC teams played each other, the winner would always get a bump in the rankings because the loser was already ranked high. Now that SEC actually has to play teams from other conferences that aren’t cupcakes, its lack of strength is apparent and it’s no different than any other conference.
Same, this works wonders. I also sometimes spice it up by saying that I’m a hedge fund CPA (true) that does consulting (semi-true). 70% of the time it works every time.
Nah, we haven’t done anything unethical. There tends to be some correlation between doing something out of line and winning big games, and given that Mora is physically incapable of winning a single big game, I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt.
The players chose to sign with ‘SC, though, despite knowing about all the crap that went down there during the Carroll years. That’s all on them. If they wanted to play football in LA they could’ve signed with UCLA. We don’t have the same historical dominance as ‘SC, but at least we have some ethics.
This is ridiculous. If the sides were switched and a girl said that her name was Brittany, but it was actually Alice, would you also contemplate about whether she sexually assaulted you?
This weekend was the greatest college football weekend in years, if not ever. Thank God for the College Football Playoff and the committee taking strength of schedule into consideration.
Crazy that it’s already September, but given that the average temperature in August was about 55 and there’s usually an Indian summer here, I’m not too upset.
No, I really can’t dance. But get a couple of drinks in me, and I’ll stop giving a shit about that. Also, dancing is one of the best and easiest ways to get some chemistry going with a girl. Because there’s no easier reason to grab a drink at a wedding with said girl than by asking her after you both just finished dancing to Flo Rida.
Been there, done that. The best part was when my team had our annual two week trip out of town to a client. We drank literally every night, all paid for of course. Thinking about that makes my liver hurt, I think those trips gave it PTSD.
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Yeah those are definitely tame Bay to Breakers costumes. At least they’re all fully clothed.
I hope you get sent to North Korea to be Fat Boy’s concubine.
Well I guess they can no longer say “Wow, I’m stuffed, that was delicious!” after finishing a meal of grass and dirt.
Has your coworker Duda read this part?
“It’s like when you remember fondly an ex, only to forget all the shit times, the times you cried, fought and wished you could dig a hole in the ground and hibernate for a few weeks.”
Yeah pretty much. Shortly means a few weeks/months. I wouldn’t sell now, not until there’s some sort of shipment numbers to hopefully push it up even more.
My biggest annoyance is that if I ever want to connect my phone to any kind of sound system that doesn’t include a lightning port, I’ll be SOL. The headphone port isn’t some Apple-only protocol, it’s literally an industry standard that’s used everywhere.
Fuck Apple for doing this. I’m holding on to my 6S for dear life (also, fuck Apple for auto upgrading the 6S storage capacities, fucking over everyone who bought one in the last year) and once it dies I’m switching to Android. Also, selling my stock shortly.
Nah, it was always overhyped and overrated, with the ranking circle jerk ensuring that when SEC teams played each other, the winner would always get a bump in the rankings because the loser was already ranked high. Now that SEC actually has to play teams from other conferences that aren’t cupcakes, its lack of strength is apparent and it’s no different than any other conference.
Same, this works wonders. I also sometimes spice it up by saying that I’m a hedge fund CPA (true) that does consulting (semi-true). 70% of the time it works every time.
Nah, we haven’t done anything unethical. There tends to be some correlation between doing something out of line and winning big games, and given that Mora is physically incapable of winning a single big game, I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt.
The players chose to sign with ‘SC, though, despite knowing about all the crap that went down there during the Carroll years. That’s all on them. If they wanted to play football in LA they could’ve signed with UCLA. We don’t have the same historical dominance as ‘SC, but at least we have some ethics.
This is ridiculous. If the sides were switched and a girl said that her name was Brittany, but it was actually Alice, would you also contemplate about whether she sexually assaulted you?
Yeah that’s gonna be awesome. Also Stanford/U$C should be great. And by “great” I mean I hope Stanford demolishes them like Bama did.
This weekend was the greatest college football weekend in years, if not ever. Thank God for the College Football Playoff and the committee taking strength of schedule into consideration.
Crazy that it’s already September, but given that the average temperature in August was about 55 and there’s usually an Indian summer here, I’m not too upset.
Well given that he doesn’t have any plans to give back his $118 mil contract, I think it’s safe to say that he’s not a communist.
No, I really can’t dance. But get a couple of drinks in me, and I’ll stop giving a shit about that. Also, dancing is one of the best and easiest ways to get some chemistry going with a girl. Because there’s no easier reason to grab a drink at a wedding with said girl than by asking her after you both just finished dancing to Flo Rida.
With that said, sup?
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This made me think of that Carl’s Jr. scene from Idiocracy
http://youtu.be/wW-4LU79qbU
I’d love to join the mile high club with her. If she can do all that in her seat, a plane bathroom must be like a king size bed.
I wish someone would write this for Walmart.
Been there, done that. The best part was when my team had our annual two week trip out of town to a client. We drank literally every night, all paid for of course. Thinking about that makes my liver hurt, I think those trips gave it PTSD.