I turn 26 on the 23rd of this month…these are too real.
I definitely agree about the coffee addiction and birthdays being overrated. Although this year for my birthday, the girlfriend is taking me to the Warriors/Spurs game so that should be fun. Add in being in bed by midnight and the aforementioned “once a week” and it’ll probably be the best way to turn 26 that I could’ve imagined.
Trump carrying most of the Rust Belt states is proof that the economy is and will always be the #1 issue for voters. No one cares about how racist, sexist, mysoginst or some other variation of “ist” you are when they don’t have a job and can’t feed their family.
That sounds awesome. My girlfriend is out of town this weekend so I’m planning spending the day playing FIFA before the big college football games at night. You’re never too old for video games.
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They seem like the kind of couple that has a joint Facebook account and a separate one for each kid.
Trump may be an asshole and not exactly the finest person in the world…but damn if those rates don’t look amazing.
I’ll gladly buy her a first class ticket on Emirates straight to the Middle East.
You know what’s worse than having a job that doesn’t inspire you? Not having a job at all and living in mom and dad’s basement.
Actually that doesn’t sound so bad…
This is something you can only enjoy when you’re high.
Thanks for your service!
Warriors/Lakers. No idea how I got to Warriors/Spurs.
I turn 26 on the 23rd of this month…these are too real.
I definitely agree about the coffee addiction and birthdays being overrated. Although this year for my birthday, the girlfriend is taking me to the Warriors/Spurs game so that should be fun. Add in being in bed by midnight and the aforementioned “once a week” and it’ll probably be the best way to turn 26 that I could’ve imagined.
After the election result, this week’s TGDAG doesn’t seem as exciting.
Trump carrying most of the Rust Belt states is proof that the economy is and will always be the #1 issue for voters. No one cares about how racist, sexist, mysoginst or some other variation of “ist” you are when they don’t have a job and can’t feed their family.
It’s actually Western Michigan. You may want to get your geographical areas of Michigan right (although I can’t blame you for getting them wrong.)
Jesus Christ, I can’t wait for this shitshow of an election to be over.
Might be worth checking in with HR about this.
Fucking a girl so hard that she puts her leg through a window…very impressive.
That sounds awesome. My girlfriend is out of town this weekend so I’m planning spending the day playing FIFA before the big college football games at night. You’re never too old for video games.
You know who won’t judge you for taking an Uber? Most people. And cats.
But what are the top 10 cities in which to be an insomniac as a result of my cell phone addiction?
I cringed at that text. Jesus Christ, Trevor. Being 43 and single isn’t an excuse to be needy and clingy.