Drove 8 hours round trip for a 2-hour mandatory meeting.

Subject lines that contain the entire message. PGP.

Found roaches running through the coffee cabinet today. PGP.

I’m 2 hours away from the nearest airport. PGP.

Office was broken into over the weekend. They raided the fridge and stabbed the Coke machine with a butcher knife. PGP.

My entire office is covered in wood paneling. PGP.

I flew back from California. My luggage flew to Poland. PGP.

Stuck in the lab while the lady who cleans our office yells at her daughter over the phone. PGP.

Boss just asked me if I owned a YouTube. PGP.

I share a computer with our intern. PGP.