I was in this exact situation a few years ago. After I dropped my notice, one bonehead manager told my co-worker about my move “I guess it is all about the money with him”… you’re goddamn right it is all about the money! If you’re not a priest or working for some nonprofit, it is absolutely about the money.
Dude, I’m a vet and I witnessed so much horrible behavior from that crowd. deFries could never write it because he’s never been there, but if someone found the right writer, it would be awesome. Terminal Lance and Duffel Blog have some awesome takes on the dependa demographic.
Here’s a way to make it worse- instead of picturing Girl as an affluent smokeshow with a neutral accent, picture her as a morbidly obese girl with f-ed up skin and a hillbilly accent, lounging on a gross, stained couch in some rundown trailer park in West Virginia.
“despising” people for not doing what you want them to do is pretty shitty as well, you sanctimonious ass. And this is coming from a guy with 2 rescue dogs. just get back to judging people by how they cook their steak.
And we all know that Girl would never go to a non-white therapist. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the only non-white people that enter Girl’s life are doing her nails, cooking her food, or driving her Uber.
I’m going to double down and say that Girl will quit (or just ghost) said therapist when she decides that she doesn’t like the therapists suggestions for how to live even a slightly more fulfilled life.
Opening an Etsy Store, fashion blogging, grad school, working at Lululemon, Pure Barre instructor- all were supposed to give her life meaning/purpose and she dropped all of them when they became boring or difficult.
Unless this therapist is a cross between Yoda and Ghandi, I don’t see Girl getting anywhere with this.
So Girl wasn’t getting enough attention from her family, friend group, or Todd, now she needs to bring in a 3rd party contractor. She’s going to pay someone (with money she doesn’t have) to listen to her talk.
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I was in this exact situation a few years ago. After I dropped my notice, one bonehead manager told my co-worker about my move “I guess it is all about the money with him”… you’re goddamn right it is all about the money! If you’re not a priest or working for some nonprofit, it is absolutely about the money.
I get choked up when Boo grabs a bat and clobbers the lizard guy who is strangling Sully. So stinking brave of that little kid.
Congratulations on your newly acquired mountain of debt (aka, grad school).
It was only natural for her to want to show it off to as many people as possible.
this is what Eric gets for catching feelings.
SWEET JESUS, it costs $2.31 for 12 ounces. 12 ounces of regular bottled water costs $0.18
whiskey neat. you’re never disappointed, and it worked for John Wayne.
well, being a military spouse IS “the toughest job in the army”.
start writing.
Dude, I’m a vet and I witnessed so much horrible behavior from that crowd. deFries could never write it because he’s never been there, but if someone found the right writer, it would be awesome. Terminal Lance and Duffel Blog have some awesome takes on the dependa demographic.
nope.
Here’s a way to make it worse- instead of picturing Girl as an affluent smokeshow with a neutral accent, picture her as a morbidly obese girl with f-ed up skin and a hillbilly accent, lounging on a gross, stained couch in some rundown trailer park in West Virginia.
How DARE Todd attempt to put limits on how Girl spends his money! #patriarchy
chihuahuas aren’t cute.
“despising” people for not doing what you want them to do is pretty shitty as well, you sanctimonious ass. And this is coming from a guy with 2 rescue dogs. just get back to judging people by how they cook their steak.
mind your own business. if the dude wants to purchase a breeder dog vice rescue, he doesn’t have to justify himself to you.
And we all know that Girl would never go to a non-white therapist. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the only non-white people that enter Girl’s life are doing her nails, cooking her food, or driving her Uber.
worse. “I know I’m a vapid, entitled, immature brat who treats people like garbage, but I’m ok with that.”
I’m going to double down and say that Girl will quit (or just ghost) said therapist when she decides that she doesn’t like the therapists suggestions for how to live even a slightly more fulfilled life.
Opening an Etsy Store, fashion blogging, grad school, working at Lululemon, Pure Barre instructor- all were supposed to give her life meaning/purpose and she dropped all of them when they became boring or difficult.
Unless this therapist is a cross between Yoda and Ghandi, I don’t see Girl getting anywhere with this.
So Girl wasn’t getting enough attention from her family, friend group, or Todd, now she needs to bring in a 3rd party contractor. She’s going to pay someone (with money she doesn’t have) to listen to her talk.
Just about any job in engineering/construction