I wish we could see the reply all email without Girl or the Girl-less group text that follows this message. I imagine the girls are talking mad sh*t already.
Y’all are lightweights. We have an international teleconference every Wednesday at 5:45 am.
Engineering/construction starts a little earlier than most other industries though… 6:45 am arrival at the office is kind of late in our world.
This is the most dysfunctional friend group I’ve ever seen. I can’t wait for the passive-aggressive feelings they all have for each other to become aggressive-aggressive feelings. Open conflict is always more fun for the spectators.
I was prescribed Midrin for some repeated head injuries a few years ago (thanks, Army boxing), and the leftovers made the best hangover medicine. Hands down. I think it is also prescribed for migraines.
old boy should have sucked the ball up into his body and gotten a reception on the 1 yd line instead of reaching to break the plane and having the ground knock it loose.
about 20 minutes after she comes down from her proposal high, she will look at the heirloom ring critically, decide it is not “her aesthetic” then ask Todd to get her a different one. Todd (hopefully) will then say, “that’s it. I’m gone.”
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I’m getting anxiety thinking of that credit card bill.
my moronic, basic, incredibly annoying sister’s birthday is this Saturday as well. in her case, it fits.
naaaa… this crew is way too passive-aggressive for that kind of action.
In two years, you won’t be able to remember what you “had” to be at work for on Monday morning.
I wish we could see the reply all email without Girl or the Girl-less group text that follows this message. I imagine the girls are talking mad sh*t already.
Nothing brings indignant white people out to drop negative comments quite like an article that bashes skiing. Or TGDAG.
there’s a time and a place for Dewars. you can’t drink that high dollar stuff all the time.
If drinking the shit out of Scotch whiskey is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
all of the above.
Does funemployment offer health insurance? She isn’t on Todd’s plan (yet).
naaa, I just like them billable hours. gotta load up that time sheet to stay knee deep in bitches. pimp chalices and pinky rings don’t come cheap.
Y’all are lightweights. We have an international teleconference every Wednesday at 5:45 am.
Engineering/construction starts a little earlier than most other industries though… 6:45 am arrival at the office is kind of late in our world.
I imagine she is kicking herself now. Be careful what you ask for, guuuurl.
This is the most dysfunctional friend group I’ve ever seen. I can’t wait for the passive-aggressive feelings they all have for each other to become aggressive-aggressive feelings. Open conflict is always more fun for the spectators.
why is he wearing his 3/4 length jacket inside? was he so enthused about taking-in the art that he forgot? does he think he’s in the movie Highlander?
Girl is such a bad person.
I was prescribed Midrin for some repeated head injuries a few years ago (thanks, Army boxing), and the leftovers made the best hangover medicine. Hands down. I think it is also prescribed for migraines.
I already got a jump on that one this past weekend.
old boy should have sucked the ball up into his body and gotten a reception on the 1 yd line instead of reaching to break the plane and having the ground knock it loose.
about 20 minutes after she comes down from her proposal high, she will look at the heirloom ring critically, decide it is not “her aesthetic” then ask Todd to get her a different one. Todd (hopefully) will then say, “that’s it. I’m gone.”