When Fantasy Football ends and you have no choice but to actually do your work.

“Are you going to go too hard at the holiday party again this year?”

“Try to remain productive with your bench time.”

Bumble match asked about my height. Was unmatched immediately after telling her.

The local dive bar I just became a regular at has a ‘for sale’ sign on its front door.

That one neighbor who doesn’t shovel his portion of the sidewalk…oh wait that was me. PGP.

Working this week but was told I’m not allowed to bill the client. PGP.

Not knowing the difference between a white elephant, gift exchange, and secret santa. PGP.

Browning out during the office gift exchange and forgetting to take home your present. PGP.