It looks like I’ll have no choice but to spend the first 30 minutes of my day on the shitter since I woke up early enough to grab a nice, hearty breakfast at Waffle House. Godspeed, fellow PGP’ers
I got my Master’s while working full time and it was awful. I can’t even imagine what its like trying to do that with a family. People who do that are heroes in my eyes.
As someone who has been to Schlitterbahn New Braunfels around 10-12 times in my life, sign me the fuck up, K-Bands.
1. Availability – I’m more than down to burn a Monday vacation day to crush some rides starting at 10am (My family always went on Mondays, and got there when the park opened to avoid the aforementioned lines). Full disclosure: I’m about a 4.5 hour drive from NB.
2. Physique – I’m 6’5 and weight between 225-230, so I have a flat-ish stomach but no six-pack to speak of.
3. Hunger – I will pack a sandwich or two to bring in a cooler along with maybe some chips to crush during a power lunch session. Let me know your sandwich and chip preferences.
4. Ride Scaries – None to speak of here, as I think I have ridden every ride in that park.
Companion Points – Like I stated earlier, I’m a Schlitterbahn veteran so I know the ins-and-outs of the park. I have no Flash Pass to my name, but I will sneak between 5-10 beers into the park by rolling them up into my towels that are in the beach bag that I bring into the park (My dad pulled this move every single year we went and never got caught.) Nobody wants to pay for the overpriced beers they sell inside the park.
Yes I know I’m an anomaly since my sports allegiances are split between Dallas and Houston. Dad liked the Astros and Cowboys so thats who I liked. He’s indifferent towards basketball, but I gravitated towards the Mavs when Dirk and Nash were still young pups in the league.
I’m a pretty big pessimist when it comes to my sports teams so I’m really looking forward to the ‘Stros ripping my heart out in October. Its really hard not to love this year’s team though.
Made the last payment on my truck yesterday (bought it new in June 2013). Not the usual type of deal that we talk about being closed but it feels like closing a billion dollar one to me.
I work at a somewhat conservative private operating foundation so its a suit and tie Monday-Thursday for me (coats don’t have to be worn while inside the building), which isn’t ideal since I work in an extremely swampy part of Texas. However, each individual office in our building has its own thermostat (#humblebrag) so I keep mine on 70, and we have covered parking (#humblebrag) so I’m pretty comfortable throughout the day.
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It looks like I’ll have no choice but to spend the first 30 minutes of my day on the shitter since I woke up early enough to grab a nice, hearty breakfast at Waffle House. Godspeed, fellow PGP’ers
I got my Master’s while working full time and it was awful. I can’t even imagine what its like trying to do that with a family. People who do that are heroes in my eyes.
As someone who has been to Schlitterbahn New Braunfels around 10-12 times in my life, sign me the fuck up, K-Bands.
1. Availability – I’m more than down to burn a Monday vacation day to crush some rides starting at 10am (My family always went on Mondays, and got there when the park opened to avoid the aforementioned lines). Full disclosure: I’m about a 4.5 hour drive from NB.
2. Physique – I’m 6’5 and weight between 225-230, so I have a flat-ish stomach but no six-pack to speak of.
3. Hunger – I will pack a sandwich or two to bring in a cooler along with maybe some chips to crush during a power lunch session. Let me know your sandwich and chip preferences.
4. Ride Scaries – None to speak of here, as I think I have ridden every ride in that park.
Companion Points – Like I stated earlier, I’m a Schlitterbahn veteran so I know the ins-and-outs of the park. I have no Flash Pass to my name, but I will sneak between 5-10 beers into the park by rolling them up into my towels that are in the beach bag that I bring into the park (My dad pulled this move every single year we went and never got caught.) Nobody wants to pay for the overpriced beers they sell inside the park.
Personal lessons aren’t in the budget, sorry Golf Guy.
Yes I know I’m an anomaly since my sports allegiances are split between Dallas and Houston. Dad liked the Astros and Cowboys so thats who I liked. He’s indifferent towards basketball, but I gravitated towards the Mavs when Dirk and Nash were still young pups in the league.
Oh absolutley – as a Mavs fan I will cherish 2011 until the day I die.
I’m a pretty big pessimist when it comes to my sports teams so I’m really looking forward to the ‘Stros ripping my heart out in October. Its really hard not to love this year’s team though.
Made the last payment on my truck yesterday (bought it new in June 2013). Not the usual type of deal that we talk about being closed but it feels like closing a billion dollar one to me.
Sitting down in the shower for 20-40 minutes is an essential part of the hangover recovery process. Guy knows what he’s doing.
And only a 27 minute drive from De Queen
I work at a somewhat conservative private operating foundation so its a suit and tie Monday-Thursday for me (coats don’t have to be worn while inside the building), which isn’t ideal since I work in an extremely swampy part of Texas. However, each individual office in our building has its own thermostat (#humblebrag) so I keep mine on 70, and we have covered parking (#humblebrag) so I’m pretty comfortable throughout the day.
Your name should be Dr. Sayless
There is no chance that Girl has ever tipped 20% either.
Shitting before work while you’re not on the clock is a rookie move.
Way too many exclamation points being thrown out there by Max
Some of the lowest points of my life have taken place in Razoos
Power moves only
Any male with even average motor skills should have no problem getting their cash and prizes in and out of a zipper hole.
I am fuming at Girl placing her drink order with the hostess instead of just waiting for the waitress to come around.
Y’all are in for a treat, friend. Duval Street is like a cleaner, less smelly version of Bourbon Street.