Stuff like this makes me v thankful that the immediate families of both my gf and myself live within 30 minutes of each other. Being able to hit multiple holiday gatherings in one or two days is a luxury I don’t take for granted.
I tear up just thinking about it now. I got a ticket to their last home game this season in case he decides to hang it up, and I will be a goddamn wreck along with the other 20,000 people in the arena if that happens.
Yessir – Gonna pop my Parker McCollum and Flatland Calvary cherries within the next month, and also have tickets for Turnpike in November and REK in December.
“True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend”
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Amen. Last year I sat down in the shower for 30 minutes before I could muster up the strength to be around my family.
Give me 2 units on the over.
This was one of my grandmothers’ go-to moves. Didn’t make us love her any less though.
I am also a #TeamBeans Texan. We have to stay strong amidst all the naysayers, amigo.
Frig off, buddy.
I’m crying in the club.
*extremely Cajun voice* gumbo is also better after a day or so.
Stuff like this makes me v thankful that the immediate families of both my gf and myself live within 30 minutes of each other. Being able to hit multiple holiday gatherings in one or two days is a luxury I don’t take for granted.
If we’re being honest the same can be said for 28 year-old Ben.
Middle school Ben was no match for Britney Spears’ “Toxic” music video.
I go with a Windsor everyday because I’m 6’5 with broad shoulders (#humblebrag) and a large noggin. Also, four-in-hand knots look like ass.
I tear up just thinking about it now. I got a ticket to their last home game this season in case he decides to hang it up, and I will be a goddamn wreck along with the other 20,000 people in the arena if that happens.
My 10 year high school reunion is this weekend.
Pros: Its at the Golden Nugget
Cons: I’ve been out of hs for TEN (10) years. Also, its at the Golden Nugget so my self-loathing levels will be at an all-time high on Sunday.
Yessir – Gonna pop my Parker McCollum and Flatland Calvary cherries within the next month, and also have tickets for Turnpike in November and REK in December.
Bitch you cookin??
No joke an eight (8) team league is amateur hour
I have the same feelings about my 28 year old self
Dear God theres no way that went over well at the Houston Rodeo
“True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend”
I’ve become a fan of Friday weddings solely for the fact that you get two (2) full days to recover, which is a luxury once you hit your late-twenties.