My girlfriends basement. She cried halfway through, said “what if I’m pregnant?!”, and I jerked off in her bathroom. We broke up the next week. -1/10. btw, I talked to her a year ago and she swears to God she’s never had sex since then and won’t until she’s married. What a weird, super-hot bitch. God I’m horny.
I’m not donating money because someone shoved their fat, greasy face with Baconaters, cigarettes, and Mountain Dew. Zero research has to be done to cure obesity and COPD – don’t work in a coal mine and start taking the stairs. Epidemic solved.
Fuck… Sucks man. “No new friends” is honestly a really decent option at this point in life. I don’t trust coworkers for shit. I’m ok to get drinks and play office college pick-em with them, But other than that I keep my distance. Don’t lend money, don’t spend the night at their houses.
I put myself through college by enlisting in the army reserves. The plan was always to go active duty via ocs, but our congress shut the goddamned government down right before I was to board. I was a sleazy salesman slinging overpriced windows to people who couldn’t afford them until I told my boss to get fucked. I am now working a typical 8-5 and on SALARY (whhhhhat?!) and am able to save half of my paycheck every month. My boss thinks Jesus hates everyone who isn’t a white Anglo-Saxon redneck, but he seems to like me okay.
“This product is not a safe alternative to smoking” may be true… But dipping is a SAFER alternative to smoking… The media wouldn’t have you believe that, but unless you’re dipping three cans a day for thirty five years like Tony Gwynn, you should be okay.
Honestly, that pistol sucks. Zero sights and everyone knows the .380 is a shit round.
It was a great idea until I was in a bank that was robbed and was immediately outgunned and wishing I had some sights. I sold it the next day and bought my shield. I’m still thanking god it was at least small enough not to be noticed by the asshat that put a gun to my head. You never know where that pistol is going to throw a round. Only my opinion, of course.
I recommend the S&W M&P Shield. You can get it in the 40 or nine. I keep a glock in my car but the shield comes in with me anywhere I go. The Versacarry holsters are great for inside the waistband concealment.
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And who wants to sweat the random Monday drug test after homecoming?
I agree. I travel three weeks out of the month but I’m still running windows 98.
I was 16
My girlfriends basement. She cried halfway through, said “what if I’m pregnant?!”, and I jerked off in her bathroom. We broke up the next week. -1/10. btw, I talked to her a year ago and she swears to God she’s never had sex since then and won’t until she’s married. What a weird, super-hot bitch. God I’m horny.
Something smells fishy here, and it’s not just my girlfriends pussy.
That’s what you got from that? Goddammit you’re a twat.
I’m not donating money because someone shoved their fat, greasy face with Baconaters, cigarettes, and Mountain Dew. Zero research has to be done to cure obesity and COPD – don’t work in a coal mine and start taking the stairs. Epidemic solved.
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I actually liked this. Great work, Knox.
Fuck… Sucks man. “No new friends” is honestly a really decent option at this point in life. I don’t trust coworkers for shit. I’m ok to get drinks and play office college pick-em with them, But other than that I keep my distance. Don’t lend money, don’t spend the night at their houses.
I put myself through college by enlisting in the army reserves. The plan was always to go active duty via ocs, but our congress shut the goddamned government down right before I was to board. I was a sleazy salesman slinging overpriced windows to people who couldn’t afford them until I told my boss to get fucked. I am now working a typical 8-5 and on SALARY (whhhhhat?!) and am able to save half of my paycheck every month. My boss thinks Jesus hates everyone who isn’t a white Anglo-Saxon redneck, but he seems to like me okay.
You were an RA in college? Jesus.
I didn’t like any of that.
Mermaids!!!!
“This product is not a safe alternative to smoking” may be true… But dipping is a SAFER alternative to smoking… The media wouldn’t have you believe that, but unless you’re dipping three cans a day for thirty five years like Tony Gwynn, you should be okay.
Or at least that’s what I tell myself.
Honestly, that pistol sucks. Zero sights and everyone knows the .380 is a shit round.
It was a great idea until I was in a bank that was robbed and was immediately outgunned and wishing I had some sights. I sold it the next day and bought my shield. I’m still thanking god it was at least small enough not to be noticed by the asshat that put a gun to my head. You never know where that pistol is going to throw a round. Only my opinion, of course.
I recommend the S&W M&P Shield. You can get it in the 40 or nine. I keep a glock in my car but the shield comes in with me anywhere I go. The Versacarry holsters are great for inside the waistband concealment.
“21 ways to provoke domestic violence”
I’m sorry… It’s hard to have any sympathy for someone who only works 180 days out of the year.
So many options.