If it’s split between two couples at a 4 top, I get it. But if it’s a bachelor party or big dinner outing and you’re making the waiter split it 10 ways you’re kind of a dick. Just my opinion.
She was engaged to a fucking idiot for 9 years, she failed art school, and she was such a horrible sales rep that she had to fraudulently create a made up position for herself as office manager. She sucks.
Fuck man I’ve been out for 3 years but just reading that gave me a little flash of anxiety. You’re going to kill it! Also don’t get fat. That can happen.
I don’t have the balls to see a therapist. I think about it and then have the Bill Burr type reaction of “oh shut up you fucking pussy”. The minute the therapist asked me to express deep seeded regret or guilt I’d bolt.
My wife is my hero and hopped on the Dave Ramsey train (well, Dave Ramsey Light… I still finance/drive a very nice vehicle) and it has been awesome. We don’t owe anyone shit except for some minor student loans and the previously mentioned truck (double payments are in our future). Getting out of debt is a bitch but think of it like ripping off a bandaid. Live like a college kid minus the drugs and parties and pay everything towards debt. Rent a fucking room. Live with your parents. Spend less than you make. You’ll be saying “no” a lot. You’ll have to pass when the Dixie Chicks or T Swift come to town.
If it makes you feel any better, my wife’s friend just financed a trip to Europe with a credit card while she’s drowning in debt. People are fucking stupid. Good Luck!!
If you are interested in the war in Afghanistan and life under McCrystal (who knows, you might have watched and enjoyed War Machine) check out Red Platoon or The Outpost. Red Platoon is an easier read but both are great.
Brian – I lived in Saint Louis for a few years. I really did love the city. The food is awesome, rents cheap, and generally the people are welcoming. That being said, IMO’s sucks. It’s more a nacho than a pizza. Great work.
You guys ever get an ass chewing for something you had absolutely no control over? I got absolutely raked yesterday. Time to hit the cold brew and move the fuck on today.
The brothel practice at the time was disturbing. VD was pretty much a given. That’s one thing that really stuck with me when I was watching Hell on Wheels. Is no one washing their genitals? Does the baby batter just hang out in there for a couple days? Do you just high five your buddy as you walk in and he walks out? So many questions. Showers are a hell of a thing. Sorry for ruining your morning.
Direct all beard-guy hate this way. I may have been a little buzzed when I sent that email, but the sentiment remains the same. I just think if having a full beard was a true PM then at least one president since Garfield would have rocked one. Just an opinion.
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If it’s split between two couples at a 4 top, I get it. But if it’s a bachelor party or big dinner outing and you’re making the waiter split it 10 ways you’re kind of a dick. Just my opinion.
Don’t be the guy who buys a pitcher of beer and expects that to “even out” the round of golf that was paid for earlier.
An Anker battery in my wife’s purse is the key to the phone thing. It’s a life changer.
She was engaged to a fucking idiot for 9 years, she failed art school, and she was such a horrible sales rep that she had to fraudulently create a made up position for herself as office manager. She sucks.
If Netflix takes the office off I’ll probably cancel my subscription.
Fuck man I’ve been out for 3 years but just reading that gave me a little flash of anxiety. You’re going to kill it! Also don’t get fat. That can happen.
Great article tho, very well written.
I don’t have the balls to see a therapist. I think about it and then have the Bill Burr type reaction of “oh shut up you fucking pussy”. The minute the therapist asked me to express deep seeded regret or guilt I’d bolt.
Bury it down deep, never bring it up again.
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My wife is my hero and hopped on the Dave Ramsey train (well, Dave Ramsey Light… I still finance/drive a very nice vehicle) and it has been awesome. We don’t owe anyone shit except for some minor student loans and the previously mentioned truck (double payments are in our future). Getting out of debt is a bitch but think of it like ripping off a bandaid. Live like a college kid minus the drugs and parties and pay everything towards debt. Rent a fucking room. Live with your parents. Spend less than you make. You’ll be saying “no” a lot. You’ll have to pass when the Dixie Chicks or T Swift come to town.
If it makes you feel any better, my wife’s friend just financed a trip to Europe with a credit card while she’s drowning in debt. People are fucking stupid. Good Luck!!
If you are interested in the war in Afghanistan and life under McCrystal (who knows, you might have watched and enjoyed War Machine) check out Red Platoon or The Outpost. Red Platoon is an easier read but both are great.
Which podcast did Dillon finally dish his divorce on?
Dave mentioned making his own cold brew… so I’m doing that now. I’m total yuppie scum.
Brian – I lived in Saint Louis for a few years. I really did love the city. The food is awesome, rents cheap, and generally the people are welcoming. That being said, IMO’s sucks. It’s more a nacho than a pizza. Great work.
You guys ever get an ass chewing for something you had absolutely no control over? I got absolutely raked yesterday. Time to hit the cold brew and move the fuck on today.
Bro that shit is 3.2% abv and triple the carbs. Hard pass.
“Good morning campers… lunch has been canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.”
The brothel practice at the time was disturbing. VD was pretty much a given. That’s one thing that really stuck with me when I was watching Hell on Wheels. Is no one washing their genitals? Does the baby batter just hang out in there for a couple days? Do you just high five your buddy as you walk in and he walks out? So many questions. Showers are a hell of a thing. Sorry for ruining your morning.
Sorry for the down votes but I welcome the support. Lol
Direct all beard-guy hate this way. I may have been a little buzzed when I sent that email, but the sentiment remains the same. I just think if having a full beard was a true PM then at least one president since Garfield would have rocked one. Just an opinion.
PS – Will you’re alright.