I had some advanced cooking classes in high school that really helped me out. Other than that, YouTube is your best friend. I highly recommend Food Wishes, No Hippie BBQ, Burning Cereal, and CookedbyJulie. These are all excellent channels. One really big thing that helped my wife and I was portioning chicken breasts before hand. Chicken breasts these days are HUGE so just buy in bulk, cut each one in half lengthwise, and place each one of the new chicken filets in their own zip lock bag in the freezer. When you come home from work, toss a couple bags into a bowl of warm water and they should be ready in 30 minutes or so. Place on baking tray (use aluminum foil to avoid dishes!), lightly coat in olive oil, season, and place in oven for 13-15 minutes at 425. You will have healthy chicken without dirtying up a pan. Use this method to cook and shred chicken for chicken salad, chili, chicken quesadillas etc. It’s also great just to put on a salad. You can also buy a rotisserie chicken at the store and break it down. Anyway, sorry for the lengthy comment I just thought it would help.
Well goddamn Will, good work.
“Sir, you obviously have dementia and just drove your fucking car into a certified lake. Do you have any comment?”
Zaxby’s is the shit.
Coffee give me a huge dose of anxiety.
I installed a bidet and use a Squatty potty. It’s like shitting in a Cadillac.
I had some advanced cooking classes in high school that really helped me out. Other than that, YouTube is your best friend. I highly recommend Food Wishes, No Hippie BBQ, Burning Cereal, and CookedbyJulie. These are all excellent channels. One really big thing that helped my wife and I was portioning chicken breasts before hand. Chicken breasts these days are HUGE so just buy in bulk, cut each one in half lengthwise, and place each one of the new chicken filets in their own zip lock bag in the freezer. When you come home from work, toss a couple bags into a bowl of warm water and they should be ready in 30 minutes or so. Place on baking tray (use aluminum foil to avoid dishes!), lightly coat in olive oil, season, and place in oven for 13-15 minutes at 425. You will have healthy chicken without dirtying up a pan. Use this method to cook and shred chicken for chicken salad, chili, chicken quesadillas etc. It’s also great just to put on a salad. You can also buy a rotisserie chicken at the store and break it down. Anyway, sorry for the lengthy comment I just thought it would help.
Whata’ cunt.
Holy fuck someone already said this. Whoops.
This would be my personal hell.
I still like Bourbon. It’s American, affordable, and really helps me forget that I hate my life.
Fuck this and fuck all of you.
When are these going to stop?
Fuck that shit.
I watched the entire thing. I miss this guy.
http://www.dailyfinance.com/2010/05/14/the-crunk-life-rapper-lil-jon-on-how-hes-creating-a-diversifie/
Hey dumbass – Crunk is actually the past tense of crank. Crunk = Cranked. Per Lil Jon and the Eastside Boys
When the fuck are they going to release Bill Burrs’ “F is for Family”? The only thing I’m actually excited about.
High School “You” sounds like his dad needed to teach him how to fish or something.
Zing.
Smile and dial, Goddammit.