That shit is gold. There isn’t a dad alive that doesn’t think of himself before buying shit for the his kids. “Honey, I really think the kids would love a pop-shot in the basement and some new super soakers.”
I thought The Hateful Eight was a good movie. Is it as good as Pulp Fiction, Res Dogs, Basterds, Django? Nah… But it’s still an A- to me. Samuel L getting shot in the nuts was perfect.
I was working in a sales office. There was a guy there who was a veteran sales guy and had been working there 5 years or so. Nice guy, worked decently hard, and had a good relationship with his customers. For some reason the upper management treated this guy like complete shit. They talked to him like he was a 6 year old. I was only a couple years out of college with much less experience and found out that I made over 20k more than this guy. (Not like I was going to give it back or something, fuck that shit amirite). One day he’s sitting in the office with our boss trying to negotiate a pay raise. I KNOW they can pay this fucker more money but they just basically tell him to fuck off. HE GOES BALLISTIC. He barrels into the bullpen, turns into he hulk and starts breaking the shit out of every cubicle in the office. It was a real “daddy hit mommy at the dinner table” kind of moment. He called me later just to touch base and was working a job that was much closer to his kids and paid substantially more. I’m kind of proud of him.
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That shit is gold. There isn’t a dad alive that doesn’t think of himself before buying shit for the his kids. “Honey, I really think the kids would love a pop-shot in the basement and some new super soakers.”
His story is a complete shit show.
My tastebuds are pissed… My asshole on the other hand, is grateful.
The picture for this article looks like dude has his dick out and blurred. Idk man is that a foot or what
Niiiice
Sorry about that. If you wait a few months to see it maybe you can forget you saw that? Idk man.
I thought The Hateful Eight was a good movie. Is it as good as Pulp Fiction, Res Dogs, Basterds, Django? Nah… But it’s still an A- to me. Samuel L getting shot in the nuts was perfect.
So the other 85% of you never did the five knuckle shuffle in the handicapped stall to avoid work? Liars.
I was working in a sales office. There was a guy there who was a veteran sales guy and had been working there 5 years or so. Nice guy, worked decently hard, and had a good relationship with his customers. For some reason the upper management treated this guy like complete shit. They talked to him like he was a 6 year old. I was only a couple years out of college with much less experience and found out that I made over 20k more than this guy. (Not like I was going to give it back or something, fuck that shit amirite). One day he’s sitting in the office with our boss trying to negotiate a pay raise. I KNOW they can pay this fucker more money but they just basically tell him to fuck off. HE GOES BALLISTIC. He barrels into the bullpen, turns into he hulk and starts breaking the shit out of every cubicle in the office. It was a real “daddy hit mommy at the dinner table” kind of moment. He called me later just to touch base and was working a job that was much closer to his kids and paid substantially more. I’m kind of proud of him.
“Tell that bitch to be cool!”
#BlowLivesMatter
I needed to slow down the Wendy’s train anyway. That 4 for 4 deal was too good to pass up. Lotta self-hate goes into that.
Will – are quality photos not being submitted or are we just a TFM afterthought?
Idk man, my dog is racist as shit.
I’m on the purple pill now. I find the risk of early onset dementia preferable to scorched esophagus.
This happened to Sriracha. I still love the stuff.
Buy a bidet. Best purchase I’ve ever made… Comes in clutch during the lava shits.
Madison reviewed temps and gave it 5 stars. Shameless self-promotion. #PGPM
Starting out with #stopeatingass was a PGPM.
“Hooks all day”…. It’s not drunk golf unless you heckle the fuck out of your friends.