I’m on the other side of the coin. Still in and loving it. I dread the day I’m put on staff. I guess I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. Good luck on the other side!
I was convinced it was just my love of spicy food that forced me to have raging heartburn everyday… until I went three weeks without booze and was miraculously healed.
I come from a long line of cul-de-sacs and I’ve known from an early age that this would be my fate. Baldness is like death – foresight grants little comfort.
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Drink because I’m unhappy, unhappy because I drink.
An 11 year old girl runs that instagram so let’s not try to inundate her feed with “your coyote is about to murk your cat” lol
Fuckin ew
I’m on the other side of the coin. Still in and loving it. I dread the day I’m put on staff. I guess I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. Good luck on the other side!
I was convinced it was just my love of spicy food that forced me to have raging heartburn everyday… until I went three weeks without booze and was miraculously healed.
Apparently some of the reflux mess cause early onset dementia…. so there’s that.
“Mat-maid” blew me on the bus home from an all day wrestling tournament in the 10th grade. Weird to think about.
They call me king turd up here on shit mountain but if you want it you can have the crown.
I’ve never seen anyone be more wrong about anything than you are right now. He’s good at guitar, but everything after Part II sucked dick.
My dad still thinks he’s a Muslim. Thanksgiving is weird at my house.
You can’t just take a shit and not make a thing about it? #shoutyourbm
Ain’t that the cold hard truth.
Terrible news, Dave. I am sorry for your loss. “Et tu, Brute?”
Double income, no kids, new truck.
I’ve always thought that Jonah Hill was a douche but in that minute in a half he was a really likable guy. Huh.
I come from a long line of cul-de-sacs and I’ve known from an early age that this would be my fate. Baldness is like death – foresight grants little comfort.
All of his books are great. Kitchen Confidential is a must read.
Stranger Things is crunk if you like a little sci-fi. It scared the shit out of me.
That got me pretty jacked up.
I do the cooking and she does the cleaning. It’s a deal we can both agree on. Btw – get yourself a green egg and enjoy manhood.