I’m partially to blame for this and I hate myself for it. I work at a company that does ad placements in instagram model’s posts. I never thought I would say this, but I’m actually sick of looking at hot butts at work. Seriously adding zero value to society (aside from bate material, i guess)
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Drinking somewhere between 1 and 25 beers
Have you tried bacon?
Just here to echo the “Go Redhawks”
I feel like a lot of these are pretty regional… I’ve never met anyone in the midwest who uses anything other than Tinder, Bumble, and maybe Hinge.
I’m partially to blame for this and I hate myself for it. I work at a company that does ad placements in instagram model’s posts. I never thought I would say this, but I’m actually sick of looking at hot butts at work. Seriously adding zero value to society (aside from bate material, i guess)
Need to know the day most likely to start a new relationship. I mean, not for me or anything. Just for, like, general knowledge and stuff
1. Be attractive
2. Don’t be unattractive
Right up there with Wade Boggs putting down 70 sodas on a cross-country flight
According to a study i just made up, 98% of girls claiming to have migraines are actually just experiencing normal headaches.
Dude with the two monsters chugs them both without even considering spitting out his skoal wintergreen long cut
I will not destroy the economy and the environment then refuse to make necessary changes to correct it
Now we wait for all grocery stores to take the approach of casinos.. “If we pump them full of free booze, they’ll end up spending more.”
Jokes on you, bitches. I came to buy beer anyway
Do you smoke?
“Smoke what?”
*GF spends 90 minutes getting ready to leave*
“Ok I’m ready. Why didn’t you order the Uber yet?”
Barring an emergency, I refuse to shit at home on weekdays. If I can get paid to shit at work, god knows I’m not shitting at home for free
“At this point, one more drink will actually help me feel better in the morning because I’ll fall asleep quickly”