Babe Lincoln is a contributing writer for Post Grad Problems and spends the majority of her time knocking back Franzia and introducing herself as "the female Johnny Manziel."
Great job on this, Whiskey. People love to tell themselves that marriage works because, “it’s what we’re supposed to do” but nobody has a clear reason to say why we’re supposed to except for reproduction. Go have fun and settle down when you’re ready, kiddos.
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Mmmph, lookin’ good, JSud.
Jason Sudeikis is the only dad body I will EVER care about.
Only ONE piece of cheese? Forever fighting with Arbys.
What’s satire?
Great job on this, Whiskey. People love to tell themselves that marriage works because, “it’s what we’re supposed to do” but nobody has a clear reason to say why we’re supposed to except for reproduction. Go have fun and settle down when you’re ready, kiddos.
Nard, you eat ‘za rolls for every meal. Of course it’s your favorite drunk food, it’s your ONLY food.
I only accept dowries in the form of Franzia and Diet Coke.