I’m currently getting paid 28.25 an hour to watch netflix at my desk. PGP.

Half my friends are engaged and having kids, the other half are too drunk to even find their phones. PGP.

Having to lie about your weekly alcohol consumption for insurance purposes. PGP.

Turned down a job offer because my current company has too much work to do and “needs” me. PGP.

Found out today we’re moving offices, I don’t think I’ll be here long enough to worry about the move. PGP

Everyone tries to live vicariously through me. PGP.

Everyone is busy but me. PGP.

Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, repeat. PGP.

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.

I haven’t had a tinder match in weeks. PGP