I still get confused over which direction to go out of the elevator. PGP.

Working on Veterans Day. PGP

ALL CAPS IS INDUSTRY STANDARD. i FORGET TO TURN IT OFF OCCASIONALLY AND EVERYONE THINKS I’M YELLING ON FACEBOOK. PGP.

Having to actually do work when PGP goes down for 30 minutes. PGP.

Found out at homecoming I can still drink like I did in college. The hangover lasted till Wednesday. PGP.

Using Tinder as my main source of social interaction. PGP.

Had to use Coinstar to afford two six-packs for the weekend. PGP.

Taking full advantage of Dockers patented elastic waistline. PGP.