I am about to embark on my first full week vacation with my boyfriend of 8 months. For the first half of the week, I’ll be showing off my Brazilian wax in my thong bikinis. The second half I’ll be meeting his mother and 4 older sisters. Let’s fucking go.
My favorite bumble opener to use was “I was going to get a you a helium balloon to celebrate our match but I was afraid it wouldn’t go down as well as I would”
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Is it anonymous though?
I like the POV shake up here Will
That post isn’t as bad as Gordon Hayward’s gender reveal video
Yikes
If you’re sitting while you consume your drink, you most likely don’t need a straw
Congrats! I hope they’re the type of grandparents that love helping out.
I am about to embark on my first full week vacation with my boyfriend of 8 months. For the first half of the week, I’ll be showing off my Brazilian wax in my thong bikinis. The second half I’ll be meeting his mother and 4 older sisters. Let’s fucking go.
I had my first Brazilian wax today. Can anyone tell me if laser is more or less painful?
Daddy is paying for the wedding. Not Toddy. Power moves made on someone else’s dime.
My soulmate
It’s called a vagetti. My grandma did not like me laughing at the gift name at secret Santa.
Once I sent a guy a pick up line and he told me he liked the one I sent to his friend better. I do not miss these apps.
Plot twist
My favorite bumble opener to use was “I was going to get a you a helium balloon to celebrate our match but I was afraid it wouldn’t go down as well as I would”
I’ve been assigned the Costco trip for my group vacation on block island RI next week. I’m feeling the pressure.
I’ve been waiting for orange is the new black!
Fajitas and Rita’s sounds amazing
Washing the bfs bedding because I drunkenly peed the bed last night. I am the worst.
Name doesn’t check out
With the way you spell it, they’ll be in Missouri