“Just looking to meet new people.”
“If you wanna know, just ask.”
“craft beer”
[insert picture of mirror selfie displaying abs/guns/muscles]
[insert picture of truck/motorbike/man toy]
[insert picture dressed in camo holding something dead]
[insert picture holding alcohol of some sort]
[insert picture holding fish that was caught]
Fish. WHAT. IS. WITH. THE. FISH. PICTURES!? Stop. Just stop. Stop it right now.
Confession: I have a friend who is a certified pure barre instructor on the weekends and she’s convinced several our friends to start going. Not only am I ashamed to admit I have friends that pure barre, I’ve also got a serious case of FOMO from not joining them. Help, guys. Help.
“You’re killing me, Smalls” is one of my go-to phrases and I largely base mens’ dating potential on whether or not they get the reference. Beautiful article, sir and God bless America.
My cousin was on this plane too so I heard your whole travel nightmare story firsthand. She and her husband ended up getting a car in Houston and driving to Little Rock that night (she’s 5 months pregnant and wasn’t having it anymore). I sent this column to her to ask if she witnessed the chick’s meltdown. Her immediate response, “I did not see this incident, but I know who the flight attendant was, and in fact, commented to my husband that she scared me! This is hilarious!” Soooooo props to you for taking on the crazy!
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These cliffhangers!!! You’re killing me, Smalls.
Guys on dating apps:
“Just looking to meet new people.”
“If you wanna know, just ask.”
“craft beer”
[insert picture of mirror selfie displaying abs/guns/muscles]
[insert picture of truck/motorbike/man toy]
[insert picture dressed in camo holding something dead]
[insert picture holding alcohol of some sort]
[insert picture holding fish that was caught]
Fish. WHAT. IS. WITH. THE. FISH. PICTURES!? Stop. Just stop. Stop it right now.
#basicbitch? Nope. #basicbastard
On behalf of the feminist-ranting, psycho members of my gender, I apologize. Chill, you do you, Boo Boo. Dem other hoes can just calm. it. down.
Confession: I have a friend who is a certified pure barre instructor on the weekends and she’s convinced several our friends to start going. Not only am I ashamed to admit I have friends that pure barre, I’ve also got a serious case of FOMO from not joining them. Help, guys. Help.
SLAY. Best article PGP has ever published. Thank you for the morale booster on this dreary Monday where I am quite thankful to be working.
I’ll back you up, Chill. As a legit app? Garbage. As a humorous joke? Spot. On.
“You’re killing me, Smalls” is one of my go-to phrases and I largely base mens’ dating potential on whether or not they get the reference. Beautiful article, sir and God bless America.
My cousin was on this plane too so I heard your whole travel nightmare story firsthand. She and her husband ended up getting a car in Houston and driving to Little Rock that night (she’s 5 months pregnant and wasn’t having it anymore). I sent this column to her to ask if she witnessed the chick’s meltdown. Her immediate response, “I did not see this incident, but I know who the flight attendant was, and in fact, commented to my husband that she scared me! This is hilarious!” Soooooo props to you for taking on the crazy!