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Member Since 08/22/2016

Resenting Your Man Is Unacceptable This Time of Year

The Most Cringe-Worthy Things My Students Said To Me Last Week

Girl Scout Cookies Are Overrated And It’s High Time We Stop Buying Them

Instagram “Models” Really Need To Pick It Up In The Caption Department

Perrier Is The Best Seltzer Water On Planet Earth And All Of Their Imitators Can Go Straight To Hell

I Don’t Want To Live In A World Where I’m Expected To Drink Responsibly

Where To Go On A First Date Depending On The Day Of The Week

Accidentally submitted a column as a wall post. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I Got Fucked Up Last Night

First Date Rules From A Dude Who Crushes First Dates