I didn’t make a single call all last week and no one even said anything. PGP.

99% of my work is done in 5 minute bursts. PGP.

Using your parents’ Amazon Prime account to order their Christmas presents. PGP.

My horrendous time management skills are only rivaled by Andy Reid. PGP.

It’s “mandatory overtime without pay” season. PGP.

“If you gave a fuck about your job as much as you do football…” -My Boss. PGP.

Never thought I would be told I look like I have a case of the Mondays. PGP.

My wife joined Twitter. Now I have to stop following porn stars. PGP.

Getting called a “bad girl” by my IT guy for streaming Pandora. PGP.

Meaningless email conversations. PGP.