andyalco

Greatest compliment ever received? "You might be the Ron Swanson of the federal government."

Member Since 08/21/2013

You know you’re getting old when your friends all start having planned pregnancies. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Decorate

I Never Feel Older Than When I’m At The Mall

We Inspired This Guy To Buy A Miata And Now He’s Just Crushing Life

I Got Drunk On A Monday And I’ve Never Felt So Alive

Things I’ve Gotten Worse At: Budgeting

Bustle Talked To ‘Experts’ About The Sunday Scaries, And They Were Completely Wrong