I want to send this take to my mom so badly. She ALWAYS wants to facetime instead of calling or texting, which is fine when I’m at home but out in public it’s just weird. Last time I visited she sent me on a grocery run and when I texted to clarify what kind of pasta she wanted, I just got an incoming facetime request as a response.
It’s definitely rare these days but there are still non-government jobs out there that offer pensions, so don’t completely give up hope on those. The company I work for offers them even though this place is the definition of big corporation.
That’s surprising. I’ve never seen an apartment that didn’t require proof of renter’s insurance. I don’t trust my neighbors enough to not burn the whole place down, so ~$11 a month is worth the peace of mind to me anyways.
Heading back to the home state for a friend’s wedding. I’m beyond excited to tackle the open bar with some childhood friends I haven’t seen in far too long.
I used to ask for their height but only because I’m tall af. I didn’t care if they were exactly my height or whatever, but I’m shallow enough that I don’t want to date a guy who is shorter than me.
I’m so happy that seeking help for mental health has lost its stigma. It’s just as important as your physical health. I think that everyone could benefit from a therapist but have no idea what I would talk about if I went to one. “So…I saw a dog today…”
I’ve never heard of this before. There’s a ton of transitional work that needs to be done whenever someone leaves. It would be idiotic to send home the guy who can explain what is going on with everything he was working on.
I’m all for the future of self driving cars. It would be so awesome to be able to just sit back and fuck around on my phone or read or whatever during commutes.
23 year old dating the 30 year old- a huge factor for you to consider is if she wants kids and, if so, how soon. Unless the plan is to adopt, most women who want kids try to have them before 35.
Jesus. One of the few upsides of living in a midwest city is I can buy a nice, big house with a yard for ~$200k. I have no idea how you people survive with the CoL out west.
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You nailed it but I’m still wildly uncomfortable.
I want to send this take to my mom so badly. She ALWAYS wants to facetime instead of calling or texting, which is fine when I’m at home but out in public it’s just weird. Last time I visited she sent me on a grocery run and when I texted to clarify what kind of pasta she wanted, I just got an incoming facetime request as a response.
It’s definitely rare these days but there are still non-government jobs out there that offer pensions, so don’t completely give up hope on those. The company I work for offers them even though this place is the definition of big corporation.
Pounded 4 cocktails on a morning cross country flight because my drink coupons were about to expire. The stewardess was just radiating judgement.
Super Smash Bros on N64 is one of the greatest games of all time and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. Topped only by Melee.
Wait, seriously? My mom gave me like $100 worth of Applebee’s gift cards that have just been rotting in my junk drawer.
There’s no wrong way to get drunk.
That’s surprising. I’ve never seen an apartment that didn’t require proof of renter’s insurance. I don’t trust my neighbors enough to not burn the whole place down, so ~$11 a month is worth the peace of mind to me anyways.
Sleeping with someone you met at a family function is really rolling the dice.
Heading back to the home state for a friend’s wedding. I’m beyond excited to tackle the open bar with some childhood friends I haven’t seen in far too long.
I want to hate the capitals because that 4 game streak to knock out my jackets was just embarrassing, but you guys deserve the cup. Congrats!
I used to ask for their height but only because I’m tall af. I didn’t care if they were exactly my height or whatever, but I’m shallow enough that I don’t want to date a guy who is shorter than me.
I’m so happy that seeking help for mental health has lost its stigma. It’s just as important as your physical health. I think that everyone could benefit from a therapist but have no idea what I would talk about if I went to one. “So…I saw a dog today…”
I’ve never heard of this before. There’s a ton of transitional work that needs to be done whenever someone leaves. It would be idiotic to send home the guy who can explain what is going on with everything he was working on.
I’m all for the future of self driving cars. It would be so awesome to be able to just sit back and fuck around on my phone or read or whatever during commutes.
I love this column, and it really reaffirms my decision to never have kids.
23 year old dating the 30 year old- a huge factor for you to consider is if she wants kids and, if so, how soon. Unless the plan is to adopt, most women who want kids try to have them before 35.
Jesus. One of the few upsides of living in a midwest city is I can buy a nice, big house with a yard for ~$200k. I have no idea how you people survive with the CoL out west.
Deodorant helps with the smell but put an anti-perspirant on before bed if you have issues with sweating. Get a prescription strength one if it’s bad.
The dude getting arrested for drunk driving is such sweet justice. Really the ending we needed from that story.