“Are you busy?” is an absurd trap of a trick question. PGP.

“A one night stand from college just added me to LinkedIn and daily checks out my profile… how did he figure out my last name?” PGP

The paradox of days passing very slowly, but the months passing all too fast.

I wouldn’t be all that upset if I was fired from my reasonably well-paying job. PGP.

“Your Chase statement is available online” aka look low many times you ate Chipotle this month

Turning into the sad soul who sends work emails at 9 p.m.

My boss emailed me this afternoon. He called my desk phone eight minutes later because he was concerned about me not responding to him yet.