Daylight savings time having no effect on leaving work before it’s dark out.

Two of my bosses put on a violin and flute show to boost morale during the lunch break. I can’t make this shit up. #PGP

Thinking about settling down. PGP.

I would still rather be a Pokémon Master than whatever it is I’m doing with my life.

Spending more time in traffic than at work

Letting a $4 bottle of red wine “breathe” for 20 minutes before drinking. PGP.

The guy in the cube next to me chews so loudly that I can hear him with headphones in. PGP.

Every Thursday, a woman I work with starts her emails with “Happy Friday Eve!” PGP.

Pretty sure the pregnant lady I work with thinks I’m the spawn of satan because I told her I don’t like kids. PGP.

I’m pretty sure I would be 30% more productive if I saw daylight more. PGP.