Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.

Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.

Hearing friends’ salaries and knowing I picked the wrong major. PGP.

I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.

Submitting one resume and immediately planning a life based around that potential job. PGP.

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

I just saw a bird crash into the window, break its neck, and fall to it’s death. Lucky bastard. PGP.