Yeah, if it weren’t for spell check, I’d only have a 50/50 shot at correctly spelling words as difficult as alcohol, restaurant, and appreciate.
Also, the I’m glad it wasn’t me was in reference to being the one to point it out because of the above irony, not I’m glad I wasn’t the one to make that mistake.
Maybe I’m alone here, but I think I could go for a group of “crushed it” friends. Not as my primary group of friends, but I feel like I’d be more motivated if I had a group of friends that were going to hike and drink after helping orphans with diseases or whatever.
Yeah, but depending on what you’re auditing, you probably don’t have to see them every day. I know I’ve never met any of the auditors that make my day 10x longer
Shibs, you can’t be doing this to me an hour before I leave work on the Friday of the worst work week of the year. You’re giving me the itch to go all ConBroChill “Party Animal” on this office (if you don’t know who they are, youtube it).
Working with grown ups has really destroyed my insulting one-liners. All I can think of is passive aggressive comments suitable for a sorority girl like him.
Remind him that if he dries his clothes on high heat, they’ll shrink to fit.
Will, if we’re going to steal your work to get recognized, why would we steal anything but your best?
I mean honestly, I was just going to send a venn diagram describing the “Pre-Monday Frightens”
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Yeah, if it weren’t for spell check, I’d only have a 50/50 shot at correctly spelling words as difficult as alcohol, restaurant, and appreciate.
Also, the I’m glad it wasn’t me was in reference to being the one to point it out because of the above irony, not I’m glad I wasn’t the one to make that mistake.
Maybe I’m alone here, but I think I could go for a group of “crushed it” friends. Not as my primary group of friends, but I feel like I’d be more motivated if I had a group of friends that were going to hike and drink after helping orphans with diseases or whatever.
I’m glad it wasn’t me
You’re an internet wizard.
the alcohol never came, the alcohol never came! (also if you could imagine scotty from eurotrip, I’d appreaciate it)
The fact that accident is in quotations makes me really nervous. It makes whatever happened sound awfully intentional.
The shower beer: the easiest way to know you’re having a good weekend.
Don’t even watch the show anymore because I’m single, still read your breakdown every week.
that’s true…if and only if you’re talking about coca cola.
Courtesy of The League:
Taco, “What did I tell you? Hot girl, Volkswagen Jetta. It’s a law, like water or dinosaurs.”
Pop vs soda, now there’s the argument I’d get into to ruin a date.
Yeah, but depending on what you’re auditing, you probably don’t have to see them every day. I know I’ve never met any of the auditors that make my day 10x longer
Shibs, you can’t be doing this to me an hour before I leave work on the Friday of the worst work week of the year. You’re giving me the itch to go all ConBroChill “Party Animal” on this office (if you don’t know who they are, youtube it).
A problem I understand all too well. I’d focus more on the second half of that sentence, since it’s the only part that matters to me.
Just read some of your stuff. Dark, but I laughed.
Weekend-end Anxieties in a pivot table.
Working with grown ups has really destroyed my insulting one-liners. All I can think of is passive aggressive comments suitable for a sorority girl like him.
Remind him that if he dries his clothes on high heat, they’ll shrink to fit.
I’ve never heard that before, but it’s fantastic.
Will, if we’re going to steal your work to get recognized, why would we steal anything but your best?
I mean honestly, I was just going to send a venn diagram describing the “Pre-Monday Frightens”
Just go all out, Things Girls Do BEFORE Graduation. Instant gold.