Anyone who’s ever been in a long term relationship can say that the sex is far from consistent and usually only happens if both parties are miraculously horny at the same time.
“Having sex with me is a lot like W’s strategy for the war on terror: I’ll go rushing in like I know what I’m doing and have no idea when to pull out.”
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Treating real life like you’re on the streets of Liberty City in GTA. PGPM
What I’m trying to say is I jack off way too much for someone my age.
Anyone who’s ever been in a long term relationship can say that the sex is far from consistent and usually only happens if both parties are miraculously horny at the same time.
People thinking you’re getting some even when you’re not. PGPM
I mean if you count a 6 piece chicken nugget from Burger King as pay then yes.
You can stay drunk enough in Asheville (especially at Wicked Weed) where you wouldn’t even know there are any lefties around you.
Yeah, when I visit my cousins.
My California is doing a lot of blow and paying cheap hookers to fight each other.
Hunter S Thompson would hate to know his picture is next to such a pussy comment.
Not necessarily, trust fund kids.
I’m assuming he was unemployed or poor.
I found an inverse relationship from the amount of condoms I purchase versus their use. If I don’t buy condoms I get laid more.
I found this easy to masturbate to.
Don’t ever fucking bunt.
If you have to talk about how you’re at an ivy on an anon website chances are you don’t go to an ivy.
Coworkers that try to hold conversations while you shit. PGP
Hey Dorn, eat shit.
“Having sex with me is a lot like W’s strategy for the war on terror: I’ll go rushing in like I know what I’m doing and have no idea when to pull out.”
It’s relaxing because only a handful of people know what I’m up to when it comes to my social life.
PGP is the extent of my social media. PGP