The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on The Second Awkward Stage For Adults Damn it Caroline. I only write occasionally but when you publish awesome stiff like this it makes not even want to try anymore. Stop kicking my ass. 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on The Chicago O'Hare Airport Chili's New Year's Eve Live Blog 100% chance the person that owns chickencrispers.com is Dan. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on The Chicago O'Hare Airport Chili's New Year's Eve Live Blog Good call on the Goose Island. 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on My Run-In With A United Airlines Flight Attendant Who Hated Me For No Reason “Does money change the weight of the plane?” Fucking brilliant. 170 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on I Have An Alcohol Superpower That Will Make You Hate My Guts You’re better than this Madoff. Lock it up. 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on I Have An Alcohol Superpower That Will Make You Hate My Guts I’m just gonna go ahead and say it, Dorn you are a handsome sumbich. -12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on A Report Card Of My 2015 New Year's Resolutions Which pitcher? 36 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on The Friday Hooters Live Blog I can’t believe that just fucking happened. -7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on The Friday Hooters Live Blog Did Dillon not show or did you not invite him? 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on The Friday Hooters Live Blog What ridiculous shit are you going to buy this year with your tax refund? -4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on The Friday Hooters Live Blog Did you score Adele tickets? 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on The Friday Hooters Live Blog Steve Holt. Real or not? 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on The Friday Hooters Live Blog Will do. Second question, how many sexual harassment cases have been generated from Tasha Bates? 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on The Friday Hooters Live Blog Either of you guys got some hookups for me to come down and do some wild pig hunting? It’s only December 18th and I already have cabin fever. 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on 23 Things My Girlfriend Better Not Get Me For Christmas I think you should probably leave. You’re making everyone else here uncomfortable. 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on Raise Your Hand And Say "No" This Holiday Season Well written as always, Caroline. 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on That Awkward Moment When You Realize You Can't Hang Anymore Never change Shibs. 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on That Awkward Moment When You Realize You Can't Hang Anymore 1. Very rude to not have something to offer your guests. 2. Do they let you buy single beers from a liquor store? I honestly have no idea. 3. Bourbon. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
The Domesticated Redneck 9 years ago on Do Yourself A Favor And Learn To Cook Get yourself a smoker if you have a place for it Madoff. It’s life changing. -1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Damn it Caroline. I only write occasionally but when you publish awesome stiff like this it makes not even want to try anymore. Stop kicking my ass.
Hot Piece?! You gotta be fucking with me.
100% chance the person that owns chickencrispers.com is Dan.
Good call on the Goose Island.
“Does money change the weight of the plane?” Fucking brilliant.
You’re better than this Madoff. Lock it up.
I’m just gonna go ahead and say it, Dorn you are a handsome sumbich.
Which pitcher?
I can’t believe that just fucking happened.
Did Dillon not show or did you not invite him?
What ridiculous shit are you going to buy this year with your tax refund?
Did you score Adele tickets?
Steve Holt. Real or not?
Will do.
Second question, how many sexual harassment cases have been generated from Tasha Bates?
Either of you guys got some hookups for me to come down and do some wild pig hunting? It’s only December 18th and I already have cabin fever.
I think you should probably leave. You’re making everyone else here uncomfortable.
Well written as always, Caroline.
Never change Shibs.
1. Very rude to not have something to offer your guests.
2. Do they let you buy single beers from a liquor store? I honestly have no idea.
3. Bourbon.
Get yourself a smoker if you have a place for it Madoff. It’s life changing.