The Domesticated Redneck

I don't care that you are offended.

Member Since 11/05/2013

I Sharted While Trying To Potty Train My Kid And Now He Will Never Respect Me

This Is The Most Aggressive ‘Things Girls Do After Graduation’ Fan Mail I’ve Ever Received

Hypothetical Bumble Bios For PGP And TFM Writers

The Magic Of A Summer Spent Grilling Out In The Midwest

I’m Engaging In The Chase: Plan-B

I’m Engaging In The Chase, Part XI

We Get It, Ladies — You Really Like Netflix, Wine, And Pizza

I’m Engaging In The Chase, Part X

My Immigrant Parents Taught Me What It Means To Be A Patriot

A Response To The Viral Letter To Yelp’s CEO