You can’t get a good axe anymore without spending a small fortune. They just don’t use good steel these days. I look for old axes at auctions and garage sales. You can actually get good hickory axe handles at Menards. Look for ones where the wood grain lines up with the length of axe, not against it. Metal wedges work better than the wood ones that come with it for seating the head. Don’t skimp on the file for sharpening. Get a good Dewalt bastard file. I know this probably sounds hipster as hell but I actually use mine as back up to fall trees when my chainsaw gets stuck and to pound in wedges if I need to get the tree to fall against where it wants to and I’m on my way to chop open the water tanks so the cows can drink, so I’m not sorry.
Who would if thought that guy who got his start by writing love notes inviting women to sit on his face would turn it into a job. Well done Shibs. You bring hope to us all.
Ok. So I just thought this through. I want to mount the nerf gun on the Batman dune racer so I have my own Halo-like Warthog. I will be the coolest kid on the block.
Just gonna go ahead and say that firefighters cant have beards because our face masks wouldn’t seal right. We’ve been told we are still pretty good looking.
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You can’t get a good axe anymore without spending a small fortune. They just don’t use good steel these days. I look for old axes at auctions and garage sales. You can actually get good hickory axe handles at Menards. Look for ones where the wood grain lines up with the length of axe, not against it. Metal wedges work better than the wood ones that come with it for seating the head. Don’t skimp on the file for sharpening. Get a good Dewalt bastard file. I know this probably sounds hipster as hell but I actually use mine as back up to fall trees when my chainsaw gets stuck and to pound in wedges if I need to get the tree to fall against where it wants to and I’m on my way to chop open the water tanks so the cows can drink, so I’m not sorry.
Is there a person on the planet that is more insufferable than Lena Dunham? I mean there probably is but she’s definitely in the conversation.
Who would if thought that guy who got his start by writing love notes inviting women to sit on his face would turn it into a job. Well done Shibs. You bring hope to us all.
Ok. So I just thought this through. I want to mount the nerf gun on the Batman dune racer so I have my own Halo-like Warthog. I will be the coolest kid on the block.
I want all of this except the Pokémon. Never understood any of that.
Go ice fishing.
Know anyone who’s life was destroyed because of some stupid shit they said online? I do. It was beyond ugly.
I think we have our answer.
That depends. When is the last time you had sex?
So, I wrote this pretty much exact column back in July. Thanks Dave.
Just gonna go ahead and say that firefighters cant have beards because our face masks wouldn’t seal right. We’ve been told we are still pretty good looking.
“37”. Lol
Got my deer tag filled yesterday afternoon while you were all doing this.
Kinda unrelated but does anyone else think that middle wolf is high AF?
Never stop writing these 5 O. I laugh my ass off every time.
Men are the way they are because women reward bad behavior. Stop letting dumb guys get laid ladies and the trend will reverse.
Basil Hayden’s is also good for the price.
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Just so you all know, unless you have been to Kazakhstan, you have never eaten an apple that isn’t a GMO. True story.
I know you’re bitter now but you’re gonna have to move on and do it rather quickly. This is the best advice you’re ever going to get.