That stock photo for chemists is priceless. I know an undergraduate lab when I see one. Also, there are many different types of chemists. An electrochemist cannot be swapped with an analytical chemist and more than an orthopedic surgeon can be swapped with a cardiac surgeon.
Your wage is a reflection of society’s demand for your skills. In what world are hair stylists and daycare staff more valued than roughnecks and machinists?
If someone on public assistance bought a $250,000 car, would you want to cut off their funding if their excuse was, “Don’t worry, I’ll pay it off in 18 years.”
To anyone reading this who may become a firearm owner, if you know someone who already owns a firearm, then let them know you are interested in purchasing your first. It is very likely that person will be very helpful in assisting you and even offer to let you try all of theirs (always take advantage of someone offering to pay for ammo).
Always follow these rules. 1) Always treat firearms as loaded. 2) Never point a firearm at something you’re not willing to destroy. 3) Keep your finger off the trigger until you’re ready to shoot. 4) Know your target and what is beyond it. If you follow these rules, then you virtually eliminate any chance of a negligent discharge.
Dropping acid at an EDM festival is totally acceptable. Actually, almost every substance that keeps you moving is acceptable at an EDM event. Shrooms at the opera is only acceptable if you are experienced and know how to keep your shit together in a public place.
If you are chemistry grad student and wish to sample the Walter White lifestyle, then you are probably making ecstasy, not meth. College students sure love them some Molly. That or determining the percent purity of local blow. But let’s be real, if you are a grad student you have time for none of that. You’ll be cooking meth to help keep insane hours in lab to finish projects.
Raves without psychedelic amphetamines? What am I, some kind of EDM Luddite? “Hey let’s get up at 6 AM, eat, take no drugs whatsoever, and dance our asses off to EDM selected by people who though this was a good idea”, said no raver ever.
1) Choose your adviser wisely. Talk to current/former students.
2) Effective time management. Better to spend 8 hr/day focused than 12 hr/day dithering.
3) Have a plan to graduate. Avoid project creep. Take on projects with clear objectives and endpoints.
4) Ethyl alcohol, titrate for effect.
5) For the future scientists, your weekend starts Saturday night and ends Monday morning. It’s wrong, but that’s the way it is. Accept it now, see #4.
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It may be kind of hard to hear, “Don’t shoot, it’s prank”, when there is a running chainsaw 10 feet in front of you.
“How did you get that urinary tract infection in college?”
“It’s funny you should ask. I knew this nursing student…”
Why would you even consider Arby’s Meat Mountain when you have the Carnegie Deli, where every sandwich is a mountain of meat?
That stock photo for chemists is priceless. I know an undergraduate lab when I see one. Also, there are many different types of chemists. An electrochemist cannot be swapped with an analytical chemist and more than an orthopedic surgeon can be swapped with a cardiac surgeon.
Your wage is a reflection of society’s demand for your skills. In what world are hair stylists and daycare staff more valued than roughnecks and machinists?
Well one is paradise, the other is a unicorn.
If someone on public assistance bought a $250,000 car, would you want to cut off their funding if their excuse was, “Don’t worry, I’ll pay it off in 18 years.”
Meth…not even once.
To anyone reading this who may become a firearm owner, if you know someone who already owns a firearm, then let them know you are interested in purchasing your first. It is very likely that person will be very helpful in assisting you and even offer to let you try all of theirs (always take advantage of someone offering to pay for ammo).
Always follow these rules. 1) Always treat firearms as loaded. 2) Never point a firearm at something you’re not willing to destroy. 3) Keep your finger off the trigger until you’re ready to shoot. 4) Know your target and what is beyond it. If you follow these rules, then you virtually eliminate any chance of a negligent discharge.
Regarding holocaust museums, what better way is there to honor and remember the dead than to make more people?
Dropping acid at an EDM festival is totally acceptable. Actually, almost every substance that keeps you moving is acceptable at an EDM event. Shrooms at the opera is only acceptable if you are experienced and know how to keep your shit together in a public place.
Compromise. I’ll accept the torture rack seats if the airline adopts a BYOB policy.
You literally CAN take too much Advil. 3.2 grams per day, max.
You’ve never driven in middle America.
Darwin award waiting to happen.
If you are chemistry grad student and wish to sample the Walter White lifestyle, then you are probably making ecstasy, not meth. College students sure love them some Molly. That or determining the percent purity of local blow. But let’s be real, if you are a grad student you have time for none of that. You’ll be cooking meth to help keep insane hours in lab to finish projects.
Raves without psychedelic amphetamines? What am I, some kind of EDM Luddite? “Hey let’s get up at 6 AM, eat, take no drugs whatsoever, and dance our asses off to EDM selected by people who though this was a good idea”, said no raver ever.
Finger in the ass, totally normal. Finger in the ass after a night of bww blazin hot wings, hilarious.
You forgot about the metal.
1) Choose your adviser wisely. Talk to current/former students.
2) Effective time management. Better to spend 8 hr/day focused than 12 hr/day dithering.
3) Have a plan to graduate. Avoid project creep. Take on projects with clear objectives and endpoints.
4) Ethyl alcohol, titrate for effect.
5) For the future scientists, your weekend starts Saturday night and ends Monday morning. It’s wrong, but that’s the way it is. Accept it now, see #4.