5OClockShadow

"Technically, Pablo Escobar was in sales."

Member Since 07/20/2013

Was The Royal Wedding A CIA Front To Take Over Britain?

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Please Don’t Interrupt Me While I’m Eating At My Desk

Were Jim and Pam Actually Soulmates Or Just A Product Of Their Environment?

Summer Blazer Season Is The Best Time Of The Year

It’s Time To Make The Taco Brunch A Thing

I’m Not Going To Have Sex With You Just Because You Bought Me A Drink, Okay?

It’s Time For New York To Stop Stealing Everybody’s Food And Calling It Their Own

We’re Doomed

Will This Flag Football League Shatter My Illusions Of Athleticism?