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Social satire, my dear. Not quite Mark Twain but it should get the job done.
The rush is on!!!
Keep ’em coming, boss
Too bad “Anal Sex Consultant” isn’t a real job title outside of Van Nuys, San Francisco, and Fire Island.
You are dangerously charming.
Mark: Astroglide, 3 hours of foreplay, and a muscle relaxer. Go get her, champ.
Did I make your top 5?
Now Reading: Rich Dad, Poor Dad
Your candor is, as always, much appreciated, but I’d rather you appreciate my satire and set aside the hostility, sweetheart.
Looks are the icebreaker, personality determines whether or not we keep you around. Bing. Bang. Boom.
Someone’s a Bitter Beatrice
Margaret Thatcher. Nothing like an Iron box.
The British don’t exactly have a plethora of attractive women anyways.
It’s desirable to date sexy women? Your logic is uncanny.
1: What else do you expect from the NYPD?
2: What else do you expect from a grown man who rides his bike on the road in NYC?
http://www.walgreens.com/q/penis-pump
3, 4, and 5 must make you the most popular person on the plane.
Cass, you lost me at “intercourse”
I wouldn’t be the one to ask, I’m no expert on the plight of the small-cocked male.